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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
 
A pig's ****** lasts for 30 minutes, (dont ask)
 
A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second
 
In Switzerland, it is illegal to mow your front lawn while you're dressed as Elvis
 
rpm said:
Don`t worry you haven`t got any.
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I think you are trying to confuse me? WHY, I ask? He said 5/4 people do not understand fractions?
Now, I know I am dyxlexics, but how do you get Five out of FOUR people not understanding this fracteous???? Regardless of what fracting is, the analogy has 4 people. So where did 5 out of 4 came from? I am confused, very confused.
Where is that bottle of Rum. I need a drink, badly.
 
Sorry mate just my sense of humour and drinking Rum will only make it more confusing for you lol
 
rpm said:
Sorry mate just my sense of humour and drinking Rum will only make it more confusing for you lol
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You are right.
I think Ray is to blame for all this confusion he has let loose on an unsuspecting public. :)
He has a lot to answer for.
 
Right-handed people live, on average; nine years longer than left handed people
 
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
 
Plumbers have more time on there hands than most.
 
90% of pharmaceuticals taken by people are excreted through urination. Therefore our sewer systems contain heavy dose of drugs. A recent study by the EPA has found fish containing trace amounts of estrogen, cholesterol-lowering drugs, pain relievers, antibiotics, caffeine and even anti-depressants.
 
During World War 2, the British Minister of food considered a plan to feed the population with black pudding - secretly made from surplus human blood bank donations.
 
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