retrain as a heating engineer

[stevetheplumber]

I should qualify that by saying not onlythe lazy and incompetent struggle. The lazy and competent struggle too.

The kind that come on here and say, "There's no work. I've been sat at home watching daytime TV for the last 5 days"

Well go out and put out some flyers then!!!!

i decided to go down this route ive costed the flyers being printed but unfortunatly ive been advised that flyers in london have to be translated into the 19 most common languges spoken im my area to have any impact the cost of this and the 12 interreter services i would need to answer any calls has made it economically impossible
so ive decided on a career on telly im currently sleeping with all my female relatives two nieghbours and the girl down the chippy smoking pot all day and have put both children into care despite this i still cant get a spot on jeremy kyle do you think im over qualified ?

 

[WaterTight]

you might want to remove some of your teeth. the quantity of teeth you have seems to be inversely proportional to your chances of appear on jeremy kyle. i think some of them maintain a solitary incisor to aid opening cans of beans.