Show us your secret Santa pressies

[Rickster123]

I understand that santa is making a late run to kay jay

Tell santa if doesn't we'll track him down and cut his Jacobs off!

 

[Dotty]

Tell santa if doesn't we'll track him down and cut his Jacobs off!

Especially as he had the gall to post a video of hisself enjoying his own S's pressie.....

 

[Toxic Ted]

Tell santa if doesn't we'll track him down and cut his Jacobs off!

Yeah alright bricktop !....chill yer beans...

 

[kay-jay]

I understand that santa is making a late run to kay jay

he fooooking well better be.....:whatchutalkingabout

 

[kay-jay]

if its a beginners guide to plumbing (again), blood will be spilled
:32:

 

[Dotty]

Be bloody funny if it was, and if you always got sent it!

 

[kay-jay]

Be bloody funny if it was, and if you always got sent it!

bloody well wouldnt....

 

[Dotty]

I think you're safe anyway. Reckon Pork's still using it.

 

[Kyle87]

Jay Kay your gift is late as I had to take the beginners guide back to whsmith and get you something else as not to upset you!!

Santa will be with you shortly

 

[rpm]

Jay Kay your gift is late as I had to take the beginners guide back to whsmith and get you something else as not to upset you!!

Santa will be with you shortly

In time for Easter. lol

 

[Kyle87]

In time for Easter. lol

Well in that case he'll have an awesome Easter!

 

[Kyle87]

I do apologise. I've been rather disorganised throughout xmas.

Partly because there's a new lady on the scene. Just one effing xmas........I wanted just one xmas as a singleton and I couldn't even do that!!!!!!!!

 

[Dotty]

I do apologise. I've been rather disorganised throughout xmas.

Partly because there's a new lady on the scene. Just one effing xmas........I wanted just one xmas as a singleton and I couldn't even do that!!!!!!!!

If you don't want her I'm sure one of us would be happy enough to take her off your hands. ....

 

[smtplumbing]

Did everyone. Like kyle's video lol

 

[Kyle87]

If you don't want her I'm sure one of us would be happy enough to take her off your hands. ....

Too pretty to let go of my friend!!

 

[kay-jay]

Santas just been.......




Lmao.
Nice one chops. [emoji3]

Thanks mate. [emoji3]

 

[julesverne]

And not an old ****o mag in sight

 

[kris]

Its January, don't nudge him, kick him in the gonads!

I think hed bought kay jay a big set of stilsons but he was hungry and ate them lol,

So defo gonads lol

 

[kris]

Just noticed he already recieved it , nice one all is well till next years escapades, better tell kyle who he has next year just so hes got time to organise lol

 

[Kyle87]

I hope it was worth waiting for....

 

[kay-jay]

Of course.
Who doesnt want an axe you can fit in your pocket? Obviously not the trouser pocket, wouldnt want an accident cos the chopper was to close to my chopper. But still handy.

Looking forward to the ale, bottle conditioned no less [emoji3]

Not one ive had before either

 

[Kyle87]

Of course.
Who doesnt want an axe you can fit in your pocket? Obviously not the trouser pocket, wouldnt want an accident cos the chopper was to close to my chopper. But still handy.

Looking forward to the ale, bottle conditioned no less [emoji3]

Not one ive had before either

Bought that ale from a stall at an xmas market.

 

[Rickster123]

Where's the mini axe from? I want one!

 

[Kyle87]

Only from aldi pal