State of public toilets

[stevetheplumber]

your lucky to have public loos they are being ripped out wholesale in london not that theres anywhere to stop if you find one

 

[Guest123]

I don't need to go away for relaxation and sex. my woman gives it me on tap. I love her. I truly do.

Tell her to put the gun away John.

 

[Guest123]

your lucky to have public loos they are being ripped out wholesale in london not that theres anywhere to stop if you find one

They've done that in Clackmannanshire. They replaced them with those automatic self cleaning loos that you pay 20p to use. Problem is they only allow one person at a time to use them and take 5 minutes to clean themselves afterwards. Not much use in a busy town centre with people dying for a pee. Plus they cost 60 grand each!

I piped one up from the mains and the control panel looks like the bridge of the USS Enterprise from Star Trek.