Still Available For Work.

[SimonG]

After this mornings drama, just putting it out there.

Still available for work.



I intend tackling 2015 with a greater sense of humour.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Pmsl.

 

[SimonG]

Its working already then

Just a quick note though, not available today. Busy doing a roast dinner ready for the wife getting in, then retiring to the pub for the rest of the day/evening/night.

 

[Dotty]

I'm doing another pork roast. Blitz at 220degC for half an hour, reduce temp to 130degC, loosely cover with foil and slow roast for another 3 hours.

Slow and low.... It's the future! I've tasted it!

 

[SimonG]

Must be some crackling going on for the blitz?

I find pork quite difficult to cook, until i tried the 20 minutes in a hot oven and then turn down low. Lovely. What a difference.

 

[Dotty]

No crackling on this one, it's a rolled pork shoulder joint.

But it is liberally coated with black pepper, salt crystals and a liberal pinch of garlic salt.

When it comes out to rest (I lay a load of tea towels over the foil to keep the heat in) The oven goes back up to 200degC. Roasted veg with a couple of bulbs of garlic that I've just cut in half and a couple of sprigs of fresh rosemary that I've just stripped.

The pork comes out lovely and moist, And I'm not a great lover of pork!

 

[SimonG]

Nice

 

[kay-jay]

sounds nice croppie.
a nice meal to take your mind off the sad sad loss of twd:lol:

 

[kay-jay]

p.s when i do my pork i do it pulled. just cook it low and slow covered for duration. shred with a fork when its soft enough. should still be plenty of juices. dollop on a load of buttery mash....

handsome!

 

[Dotty]

Cock it.... Moved to the Arms before Mas kicks off again as well....

 

[Rickster123]

Typical, I take a power nap and miss all the excitement! Did I miss any freebie threads too? Ray? Ray???

 

[Ermintrude]

Typical, I take a power nap and miss all the excitement! Did I miss any freebie threads too? Ray? Ray???

He's starting the year as he intends to finish it......

 

[kay-jay]

sorry.
are we still allowed to observe the minutes silence while the industry weeps for its loss. 4pm gmt?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Rickster123]

He's starting the year as he intends to finish it......

I hadn't switched off my iPad since missing out on a free vogue!

 

[Ermintrude]

It wasn't free the recipient had the pain of talking ray 10thumbs through that toilet repair . 15hours on face time with ray in the loo!

 

[Ray Stafford]

It wasn't free the recipient had the pain of talking ray 10thumbs through that toilet repair . 15hours on face time with ray in the loo!

Pah. Pah. And thrice PAH!

Mind you, the relief I felt when I realised it was a demountable syphon was palpable. The last time I worked on MILs bathroom, I cracked her (long discontinued) Pampas basin doing a "simple" tap change.

 

[Masood]

Cock it.... Moved to the Arms before Mas kicks off again as well....

Oi! What did I do? I was polite, wasn't I?

 

[Dotty]

Pah. Pah. And thrice PAH!

Mind you, the relief I felt when I realised it was a demountable syphon was palpable. The last time I worked on MILs bathroom, I cracked her (long discontinued) Pampas basin doing a "simple" tap change.

There are thos that do and those that sell to those that do.

And ne'er the twain shall meet.....







Except for the handing over of said goods and the necessary fiscal renumeration.....

 

[Dotty]

Oi! What did I do? I was polite, wasn't I?

Me and Mark had decided that tjis year we'd be closing fewer threads.....

That went well didn't it!

 

[Rickster123]

Oi! What did I do? I was polite, wasn't I?

It was like watching animal planet when the shark spots the fat, one eyed seal flapping in the surf...:smartass2:

 

[Masood]

It was like watching animal planet when the shark spots the fat, one eyed seal flapping in the surf...:smartass2:

Oh come on! I'm not THAT fat. And I might wear glasses but both eyes work!

 

[Masood]

Me and Mark had decided that tjis year we'd be closing fewer threads.....

That went well didn't it!

Look, fair enough and I'm sorry that it caused admin hassles for you and Mark. I genuinely was trying to be constructive. I can't abide sloppy work, and for someone selling a service like web design to let bad spelling and grammar go, is like one of us slapping Denso over a leaking fitting and saying "That'll do"...

I will try and bite my tongue a bit more...

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I actually cooked food today
No one has come down with food poisoning yet

 

[kirkgas]

I like pork, but we are having chicken and ham, with loads of roast veg and roast potatoes, hope everyone has a good day, we could all be doing with a bit of good cheer eh?

 

[Rickster123]

I like pork, but we are having chicken and ham, with loads of roast veg and roast potatoes, hope everyone has a good day, we could all be doing with a bit of good cheer eh?

Happy new year stranger! Hope you're well.