The clues in the title "PLUMBERS" arms

[lame plumber]

I dont offer a malt to someone I hate!

 

[Linkyplumb]

Used to hate whisky, only used to the usual bells, grouse etc.
Friend got me into the malts, and they are very smooth and nice

 

[Rickster123]

Far better to mix it with limeade!

 

[Leo21]

Far better to mix it with limeade!

Youve got the taste buds of a 14 year old girl!

 

[Rickster123]

Youve got the taste buds of a 14 year old girl!

Youve got the arms of a 14 year old girl!

 

[Dotty]

Youve got the arms of a 14 year old girl!

I was going to follow that up with an arse quip but it looked terribly wrong and not as witty as it sounded in my head......

 

[Leo21]

I was going to follow that up with an arse quip but it looked terribly wrong and not as witty as it sounded in my head......

Nearly a zeb moment hey!

 

[Leo21]

Youve got the arms of a 14 year old girl!

The girls must love the gym round your way!

 

[TomLane]

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The girls must love the gym round your way!

I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil!!

 

[Leo21]

I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil!!

The pencil makers round your end must be......... Oh forget it.

 

[Rickster123]

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The girls must love the gym round your way!

There's no felt tip doodle on that! I smell a rat!

 

[Leo21]

It's my other arm.

 

[Mike Jackson]

Far better to mix it with limeade!

Surely a splash of Ribera is best?

 

[Rickster123]

Surely a splash of Ribera is best?

You've gone up in my estimations Mr Jackson!

 

[Dotty]

You can hand in your man badge. And you, Mr Jackson, back to the tea tent with you! Don't encourage the tart!