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[Ray Stafford]

Hold the front page! Also safe for tonight is....

Anz. You live to fight another day Anz.

Just Riley, CH4 and hammers left to sweat.

 

[Riley]

Don't encourage him RPM :wink:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Have you spoken to Mrs S & Miss S tonight?

I have had a nice chat with Mrs S thanks rpm. And she is in good health, thank you for asking. Miss S is a bit too grown up now to talk to dad on a daily basis, but I work on the principle, that no news is good news.

I trust your family are all in the pink?

 

[Riley]

D scream if it weren't so funny

 

[rpm]

I have had a nice chat with Mrs S thanks rpm. And she is in good health, thank you for asking. Miss S is a bit too grown up now to talk to dad on a daily basis, but I work on the principle, that no news is good news.

I trust your family are all in the pink?

As far as I know and thank you for asking sir but I work on the same lines as your good self as in no news is very good news.
Guess I`d better go now and leave you to whatever it was you doing before I get hung. lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

As far as I know and thank you for asking sir but I work on the same lines as your good self as in no news is very good news.
Guess I`d better go now and leave you to whatever it was you doing before I get hung. lol

Don't rush dear boy. Amuse us with your latest tales of poo-munching!

 

[rpm]

Well as you ask, I did get accused of breaking a customer toilet pan today which did confuse me until I spoke to the customer and found out she complained because I broke the silicone seal between the pan and the floor and the actual pan is still as I left it, that is in one piece!
Sometimes I think they have nothing else to do except complain.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Sometimes I think they have nothing else to do except complain.

An interesting philosophical point? Shall we dwell upon it for a page or two ? Or shall we tell CH4 that he is safe, and tonight's battle is all down to Riley and Hammers?

 

[Riley]

Argh

 

[hammers4spanner]

oh dear

 

[rpm]

An interesting philosophical point? Shall we dwell upon it for a page or two ? Or shall we tell CH4 that he is safe, and tonight's battle is all down to Riley and Hammers?

Riley, how`s your blood pressure tonight Low, medium or high?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Riley?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Hammers?

 

[Ray Stafford]

It's head to head...

 

[rpm]

He`s dead so give the slot to hammers

 

[Riley]

Not dead decidedly on edge though

 

[hammers4spanner]

lol got my bird asking every couple mins you out ? in? out? in?

don't sound quit right lol

 

[Riley]

Got a bit of the old 50p 20p going on

 

[Gray0689]

I clocked the hint.

I treated it with the derision it deserved you xenophobic git....

Be we still didn't get the fleece we so deserve lo

 

[Ray Stafford]

Be we still didn't get the fleece we so deserve lo

Immaculate timing dear boy. I was struggling to think of a new diversion to delay the announcement, and then you pop up with your chippy colonialness and talk of fleeces..

Shall we debate the topic for a while?

 

[REDSAW]

lol got my bird asking every couple mins you out ? in? out? in?

don't sound quit right lol

no, you should have done ages ago.lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

lol got my bird asking every couple mins you out ? in? out? in?

Way. Too. Much. Information.

 

[rpm]

Be we still didn't get the fleece we so deserve lo

Since AP declined I can offer you an old Saniflo fleece mate.

 

[anz]

Anz. You live to fight another day Anz.

Just Riley, CH4 and hammers left to sweat.

Sweet!

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[Chalked]

Live to fight another day:grouphug: