The ultimate Intergas virgin freebie boiler thread

[Ray Stafford]

Now, I can see that both Solutions and CH4 are watching the thread.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Now, I can see that both Solutions and CH4 are watching the thread.

Must be tense for them, I guess?

 

[rpm]

I started with five, as per the OP

My error, thought it was 6.

 

[anz]

Break it to them gently

 

[Ray Stafford]

Now, I can see that both Solutions and CH4 are watching the thread.

Must be tense for them, I guess?

But I am afraid I have bad news...

 

[Nostrum]

Must be tense for them, I guess?

Is commenting on your own comment even allowed?

 

[Chalked]

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

And for chucking me out last night. :59:

 

[Ray Stafford]

I tell you what, there is a fascinating thread on smoke pellets just started up...

 

[rpm]

But I am afraid I have bad news...

The warehouse was broken into and .................

 

[Ray Stafford]

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

And for chucking me out lady night. :59:

What are you trying to tell us?

 

[Ray Stafford]

But I am afraid I have bad news...

I had hoped to make the final elimination tonight - leaving one deflated loser and one pumped up winner...

 

[rpm]

The warehouse was broken into and .................

and all they took was the .....................

 

[Ray Stafford]

I had hoped to make the final elimination tonight - leaving one deflated loser and one pumped up winner...

Isn't that what everyone was expecting?

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

But I am afraid I have bad news...

You've run out of biscuits so it free jelly babies instead.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Isn't that what everyone was expecting?

I know thats what I was expecting...

 

[Ray Stafford]

I certainly wasnt expecting some tuppeny ha'penny merchant to string it out for blummin' ages!

What on earth would have led me to expect that?

 

[Ray Stafford]

So here we go.

Just so you know, there is logic to these things. Its not just me making it up as we go along.

Honest.

 

[Chalked]

So here we go.

Just so you know, there is logic to these things. Its not just me making it up as we go along.

Honest.

Wouldn't expect anything else.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I'm ready to learn my fate, sink or swim I'll die a happy man!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

So here's how it works.

CH4 is the chemical formula for Methane.

Methane is a flammable gas

Flammable gases can be used to burn things

Like toast

Therefore, CH4 = toast. QED*

Sorry CH4. You're toast.

Congrats Solutions. You are this weeks winner. Someone will be in touch in the next week or so.

Commiserations to the losers, but don't panic - another boiler will go on the block tomorrow night! Get in there...


* that's science, that is!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Haha congrats Solutions well done my sone:82:

 

[anz]

Should have chose a better username CH4, might have won then

 

[Rickster123]

Well done solutions. Great prize!

 

[solutions]

Thanks Ray for this opportunity and for an entertaining week on the forum.
I'd like to thank the generous people at intergas without whom none of this would have been possible. I want to say thank you to my wife and 2 beautiful children who have put up with me intermittantly posting on the forum during bed time stories. Thank you also to all my fellow forum members especially ch4 for being gracious till the end. Good look winning the next 3 to all who were not chosen this round.
Looking forward to an intergas training session.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Thanks Ray for this opportunity and for an entertaining week on the forum.
I'd like to thank the generous people at intergas without whom none of this would have been possible. I want to say thank you to my wife and 2 beautiful children who have put up with me intermittantly posting on the forum during bed time stories. Thank you also to all my fellow forum members especially ch4 for being gracious till the end. Good look winning the next 3 to all who were not chosen this round.
Looking forward to an intergas training session.

You forgot to thank the academy...