Tools you've found

[Ian10261]

Seems a logical follow on fro the lost tools thread, stuff you've found under floorboards, back of cylinder cupboads, under baths etc.
To kick things off with i've found 3 of the old footprint pipe wrench's to date.

 

[tamz]

Well i've (well the boy because tools are his responsibility) lost my new Estwing i bought last week too. I think it is in a house in Liberton somewhere. Maybe i'll nip to BandQ tomorrow and buy the boy a cheapy because i've now taken his Estwing, just to make him appreciate the pain of a broken hand and how good tools are valuable in more than how much they cost.

 

[Hybrid]

Found a pipe slice and a brand spanking new bahco 10"

Also found £300 behind a cylinder in a brown envelope. The man of the house was chuffed, he'd come home drunk one night 6 years before and tucked it behind to hide it from the missus. The next morning he'd forgotten where. Gave me a 10% finders fee lol. Top bloke.

 

[Destroyer2813]

Was working in a blokes house once years ago, went up to his bedroom to replace his radiator.

Moved his bed and found a big pile of gay mags and a big black rubber sex toy that resembled a baby's arm clutching an apple.

needless to say I didn't claim them (never confused!) and was out of the place as quick as I could!


I was suddenly aware as I drove home of how he always seemed to be behind me as I was bending over!

Similar thing changed a cylinder in a job went in one room to vent the rad and there was a full size sex rack mounted to the wall covered with a bed sheet right kinky pair they were

 

[Mike Jackson]

I found a junior hacksaw under a bath about 15 years ago. It's a really good quality one, adjustable with a wooden handle, i still use it now.

 

[Nostrum]

Was working in a blokes house once years ago, went up to his bedroom to replace his radiator.

Moved his bed and found a big pile of gay mags and a big black rubber sex toy that resembled a baby's arm clutching an apple.

needless to say I didn't claim them (never confused!) and was out of the place as quick as I could!

I was suddenly aware as I drove home of how he always seemed to be behind me as I was bending over!

Me and a mate were working in a house a few years ago, boiler change and a couple of rads. Nice old bloke lived there, had no legs as he had them amputated. We were adding a rad in one of the rooms upstairs and I had just drilled a couple holes through from the other room so grabbed the hoover. Could only find 1 plug and it had a 4 way extension plugged into it with 1 spare way. Anyway, plugged in and turned hoover on, nothing.. plug switch on wall was off.
Turned on plug switch hoover starts up... crack on with hoovering up. Next thing I know my mate is ****ing himself in laughter behind me tapping me on the shoulder. The T.V and DVD player had both come on which were both plugged into the same extension lead and a gay **** video is on the menu screen with some blokes doing 'stuff' in the background, but the sound had been turned right down.. After the shock, and then the laugh it was turned off but not before we turned the T.V volume up to full blast before hand for the next time it's switched on...

As you can imagine we couldn't look the bloke in the eyes until we left.

Just to top it off, the radiator in the other room leaked from the seam when we filled up, unfortunately we had to book another one out, and go back the next day it because my mate had written 'I LOVE BOYS' in permanent marker in behind it before hanging it!!

Also found a lot of womens 'tools' over the years in airing cupboards etc, but mostly in old lonely womens houses rather than hotties.. shame