Using a customers toilet?

[Gazzt]

Is this the solution or what. Bog standard bucket. Lol

 

[Harry Parkes]

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Is this the solution or what. Big standard bucket. Lol

Would need a bigger bucket than that!

 

[Riley]

Now that’s brilliant

 

[Phil]

My mum and dad had the electricians in and his apprentice went for a jobbie and not only didn't wash his hands (my mum hears when the tap is turned on and that the bathroom door open straight after the one and only toilet flush) but he skidded the bowl and left an arse pube on the seat.

She's totally disgusted and they are considering not having them back. They had to disinfect all door handles.

 

[Riley]

Electricians for you

 

[Gazzt]

Electricians for you

Wet hands and electric don't mix lol

 

[Aire]

Electricians for you

Very true, they still haven't quite evolved from apes yet though so we shouldn't be too judgmental

 

[Best]

My mum and dad had the electricians in and his apprentice went for a jobbie and not only didn't wash his hands (my mum hears when the tap is turned on and that the bathroom door open straight after the one and only toilet flush) but he skidded the bowl and left an arse pube on the seat.

She's totally disgusted and they are considering not having them back. They had to disinfect all door handles.

But when we plumbers have all the water turned off a house, - we also can’t wash our hands, unless we carry water with us, or go to another water supply nearby.

 

[Gotcha]

I cant go if I cant whip out the bluetooth mini boombox for some sweet 80's tunes (think laserhawk) or a few videos of something good on youtube, like proper road rage videos with cussing and fighting. Plus a vape with loads of flavour because im not doing anything if I cant do something while im doing something.

 

[Millsy 82]

If you need to go then go but be respectful

Easier said than done at times. Makes my eyes water sometimes.

Generally if they go out then fill her boots or preferably the bog open windows spray etc and hope they dont come back for a bit.

Otherwise I'm off Tesco's or any other shop.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Easier said than done at times. Makes my eyes water sometimes.

Generally if they go out then fill her boots or preferably the bog open windows spray etc and hope they dont come back for a bit.

Otherwise I'm off Tesco's or any other shop.

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[rpm]

I cant go if I cant whip out the bluetooth mini boombox for some sweet 80's tunes (think laserhawk) or a few videos of something good on youtube, like proper road rage videos with cussing and fighting. Plus a vape with loads of flavour because im not doing anything if I cant do something while im doing something.

Old thread and second load of bollox you've posted today.

 

[Millsy 82]

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£8 I'll let the house stink then!

I used to work with a chippy and he was like a dog get to the job and within half hour go for a dump. He always made a right mess and never cleaned afterwards and you could smell it all over the house. The customers looked horrified.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

£8 I'll let the house stink then!

I used to work with a chippy and he was like a dog get to the job and within half hour go for a dump. He always made a right mess and never cleaned afterwards and you could smell it all over the house. The customers looked horrified.

Blamed you did he ?

 

[Deleted member 96286]

I was installing a new bathroom in a cupboard conversion and every day the customer complained about a foul drainage smell. It happened at the same time daily and it really was rank. If you imagine several thousand cows farting at the same time, it was that bad.
I cut into pipes, sent cameras down pipes, drain rodded sections, all to no avail. The smell would linger for a while, then disappear, only to return at the same time the next day.
Then one morning in sheer desperation in a basement corner of the building I forced a lock on a door, that had always appeared locked to me and the customer didn't have a key for.
When I opened the door, I was nearly comatised by the smell, but the cause soon became apparent.
Sitting bold as brass on the loo with his pants round his bloody ankles, and sh*tting for Scotland was the lad I'd hired to help me on this job.
He didn't last long.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I was installing a new bathroom in a cupboard conversion and every day the customer complained about a foul drainage smell. It happened at the same time daily and it really was rank. If you imagine several thousand cows farting at the same time, it was that bad.
I cut into pipes, sent cameras down pipes, drain rodded sections, all to no avail. The smell would linger for a while, then disappear, only to return at the same time the next day.
Then one morning in sheer desperation in a basement corner of the building I forced a lock on a door, that had always appeared locked to me and the customer didn't have a key for.
When I opened the door, I was nearly comatised by the smell, but the cause soon became apparent.
Sitting bold as brass on the loo with his pants round his bloody ankles, and sh*tting for Scotland was the lad I'd hired to help me on this job.
He didn't last long.

did you wonder where he went ?

 

[Deleted member 96286]

did you wonder where he went ?

He was always on his phone and as much use as a chocolate teapot, so when he went for a wander, I left him to it. I was asked to take him on by a local youth employment centre and most of his wages were covered. Never ever again.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Sounds like some bad memories and some emotional scars

 

[Millsy 82]

Blamed you did he ?

Nah he walks around proud as punch as he thinks it's funny everybody is gagging.