whats on your bucket list

[Toxic Ted]

Jesus Adam....thats enough to make Sea Shepherd resume whaling in the UK....

 

[Dotty]

Do you think she gets fed up with well meaning passers by trying to roll her back in the sea?

Or panics when she sees Japanese whaling boats?

 

[Rickster123]

I like a bit of meat on the bone. Keeps the draft out of the bed!

 

[Dotty]

I like a bit of meat on the bone. Keeps the draft out of the bed!

There's meat and there's meat, Adam.

But by jesus she's got fkn great slabs of flesh on her bones!

 

[Dotty]

The only way she'd help with the draft would be if you cut her open, hollowed her out and climbed inside.

You could probably fit a family of four in there!

 

[Rickster123]

The only way she'd help with the draft would be if you cut her open, hollowed her out and climbed inside.

You could probably fit a family of four in there!

Made me chuckle. Back off now tho, she's on my laminated list.

 

[Dotty]

You're telling me you have laminated pictures of her moose knuckle?

I think I'm going to chunder again....

 

[Rickster123]

You're telling me you have laminated pictures of her moose knuckle?

I think I'm going to chunder again....

No. I did check out that redtube video tho. I must say the lighting did her no justice!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Think i'll give this thread a swerv from now.....i've already sharted once today and still had two miles walk home after that. I must have looked like louis Spence in a speedwalking comp.

 

[Rickster123]

Think i'll give this thread a swerv from now.....i've already sharted once today and still had two miles walk home after that. I must have looked like louis Spence in a speedwalking comp.

Side effects from the gammy arm? How you feeling now Sicknote?

 

[Toxic Ted]

No. I did check out that redtube video tho. I must say the lighting did her no justice!

Errr....i dont think its the lighting not doing her justice........does your missus know that you letch after bovine throwbacks???

 

[Dotty]

No. I did check out that redtube video tho. I must say the lighting did her no justice!

It'd take a damn sight more than fkn lighting to do her justice.

Liposuction using a gulley sucker might be a start.

 

[gasmanrob]

So this is turning into less of a bucket list to just app having a bucket on his list

 

[Toxic Ted]

Side effects from the gammy arm? How you feeling now Sicknote?

Looking forward to a night of Adnams Broadsides and a big fat cigar tomorrow.

 

[Dotty]

So this is turning into less of a bucket list to just app having a bucket on his list

JCB digger bucket...

 

[gasmanrob]

JCB digger bucket...

10 piece family bucket

 

[gasmanrob]

Wait, I think I've Sussed it. She is clearly well fed which indicates what she cooks is edible... So this could be less about Kerry and more about apps desire to tuck into an edible offering

 

[Rickster123]

So let me get this right, croppie says he wants to climb a mountain and nobody takes the pish?! I mention the glamourous ms katona and I get bombarded with abuse?!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Wait, I think I've Sussed it. She is clearly well fed which indicates what she cooks is edible... So this could be less about Kerry and more about apps desire to tuck into an edible offering

Have you taken leave of your senses man......Adam had proved time and time again that he is totally devoid of all taste...be it drink or fantasy wimmin(with the exception of Mrs AP....poor woman must have done something terrible in a previous life).

 

[gasmanrob]

So let me get this right, croppie says he wants to climb a mountain and nobody takes the pish?! I mention the glamourous ms katona and I get bombarded with abuse?!

Oh ***on we all noticed little legs fancied a hike up a hill and we all chuckled thinkingit'd be a record as he'd have covered twice the distance of anyone else to do it, but we must let a man have a dream.

 

[gasmanrob]

Besides climbing a mountain was croppies dream find your own

 

[Dotty]

So let me get this right, croppie says he wants to climb a mountain and nobody takes the pish?! I mention the glamourous ms katona and I get bombarded with abuse?!

Rum Doodle is a fictional mountain in a book by WE Bowman .

Your move batman. ....

 

[Rickster123]

Rum Doodle is a fictional mountain in a book by WE Bowman .

Your move batman. ....

Oh my move? My move is it? Ok....:dita:

 

[Dotty]

Wait, I think I've Sussed it. She is clearly well fed which indicates what she cooks is edible... So this could be less about Kerry and more about apps desire to tuck into an edible offering

Are you sniffing glue? She gets her food from Iceland.

And going by the size of her I think it's the country...

 

[Dotty]

Besides climbing a mountain was croppies dream find your own

As it happens I used to do a lot of climbing when I was younger, slimmer and fitter. Did the idwal slab with a couple of mates in walking boots, a rope, a few slings and a pocket full of stones. And the exdiff route up the glyders.

Spent most of my time on southern sandstone though. You can climb that stuff, you can climb anything.