Who's your favorite screen female?

[newcastle phill]

Her off countdown.

She could do my accounts while taking one from the top and one from the bottom.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I don't really watch jeremy kyle. Did you have the whole episode to yourselves?

Now that's the post of the year.

Have to agree with Leo.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Her off countdown.

She could do my accounts while taking one from the top and one from the bottom.

rachel riley

 

[Masood]

cut it out and put it on your misses

Mmmmmmmmmmm Zooey... God I fancy her something rotten...

 

[Dotty]

Mmmmmmmmmmm Zooey... God I fancy her something rotten...

So do I, now, all of a sudden..........

cut it out and put it on your misses

 

[newcastle phill]

Looks like shes trying to squeeze one out lol - not sexy hah

 

[Leo21]

Looks like shes trying to squeeze one out lol - not sexy hah

Nah, more like trying to squeeze one in.

 

[mountainman]

Who d hell is that. Please tell me that photo wasn't taken in your sitting room Shaun

She'll catch a cold if she isn't careful!

 

[Barry98]

Here's my favourite screen shot..!View attachment 24328

Pass me a bucket

 

[Barry98]

Fergie blacked eyed pease , every day of the week

 

[jonnyswamp]

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Fergie blacked eyed pease , every day of the week

Would have agreed with you up until I saw her wet herself on stage (on tv)
Not the nicest of sights

 

[newcastle phill]

Au-natùral in my eyes.
That woman wants to pee - let her pee...

 

[Masood]

Would have agreed with you up until I saw her wet herself on stage (on tv)
Not the nicest of sights

Meh. Everyone pees. As long as she's not into golden showers (or totally incontinent) then what's the problem? She had an accident, once. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting...

 

[Nostrum]

Extra points for golden showers.

 

[Leo21]

Extra points for golden showers.

I suppose it's better than brown rain.

 

[newcastle phill]

I was gonna say brown ale.

 

[Masood]

Extra points for golden showers.

No. Just no. What is wrong with you man?!

 

[Nostrum]

No. Just no. What is wrong with you man?!

Where's your sense of adventure gone Mas? You just need some waterproof bed covers, a pair of binoculars and a snorkel.

 

[Masood]

Where's your sense of adventure gone Mas? You just need some waterproof bed covers, a pair of binoculars and a snorkel.

At my age, what I need is a comfy pair of slippers, a warm cardigan and a mug of cocoa. Adventurous is adding a tot of rum to my bedtime drink...

 

[ShaunCorbs]

At my age, what I need is a comfy pair of slippers, a warm cardigan and a mug of cocoa. Adventurous is adding a tot of rum to my bedtime drink...

might i suggest this?

click

 

[kay-jay]

At my age, what I need is a comfy pair of slippers, a warm cardigan and a mug of cocoa. Adventurous is adding a tot of rum to my bedtime drink...

Haha another couple of years and you may end up with a couple of involuntary and incontinence based golden showers....[emoji4]

 

[oz-plumber]

Where's your sense of adventure gone Mas? You just need some waterproof bed covers, a pair of binoculars and a snorkel.

Whatever floats your boat Nostrum!

Someone's personal sexual fetishes should be kept to oneself or expressed on appropriate forums that are dedicated to ones sexual deviances / dalliances

But do divulge - what are the binoculars for?
Did you mean goggles?

 

[Masood]

But do divulge - what are the binoculars for?

Allows him to watch from a safe distance?

 

[Masood]

Haha another couple of years and you may end up with a couple of involuntary and incontinence based golden showers....[emoji4]

Been peed on often enough changing nappies, not much difference when it comes down to it I guess...

 

[oz-plumber]

Allows him to watch from a safe distance?

Yeah, but, why does he need a snorkel?