Will be speaking to a solicitor in the morning

[dave1]

Let's have a laugh and start a thread called Payback Time and see who can come up with the best ideas to get your own back on muppet landlords and nob end customers.

Any takers? Post it up then!

I done one before about revenge on customers some good relies on there

 

[Roger Welton]

What ever you do don't get a pot of flux and feed it into the heating system.

 

[TBServices]

What ever you do don't get a pot of flux and feed it into the heating system.

Haha. Best one I've heard is hide dead fish in the curtain poles.

 

[Keefy]

Put the landlord's phone number in the local classifieds under 'Escorts'.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

Put the landlord's phone number in the local classifieds under 'Escorts'.

classic

 

[Paulplumb]

Went to a job in Gloucester years ago. It was a social club with blocked external drains. Right bugger it was. Turned out somebody had lifted inspection chamber lid and injected expanding foam up the drain.

 

[TerryWaite]

Haha. Best one I've heard is hide dead fish in the curtain poles.

I've heard that one too, pretty sinister that one!

 

[on31ll]

Think the most effective is if you know where she lives and she has facebook print her picture with her adress and name on it then just write convicted peadofile on it ! Print it out a few times and drop them on the floor where she lives ! She will find a dead fish or get the heating fixed ! You will never shake off being called a peado! So ive been told ! Ha also depending on area telling people shes a informer/grass to the police works even a bit better !

 

[Howsie]

Put the landlord's phone number in the local classifieds under 'Escorts'.

Under Gay Escort.

 

[Howsie]

Think the most effective is if you know where she lives and she has facebook print her picture with her adress and name on it then just write convicted peadofile on it ! Print it out a few times and drop them on the floor where she lives ! She will find a dead fish or get the heating fixed ! You will never shake off being called a peado! So ive been told ! Ha also depending on area telling people shes a informer/grass to the police works even a bit better !

A step too far for me that one. Evil bugger!

 

[Millsy 82]

I dont know how true these are but when I was an apprentice I heard someone saying they had a job and the woman was a nightmare making his life hell she nipped out to go shopping so he ran up into the loft grabbed a load of fibreglass and went through her knicker draw covering all her knickers in fibre glass.

On another job he left a tin of mackerel opened hidden under the floor aparently 2 months later they still hadnt found where the smell was coming from.

 

[on31ll]

A step too far for me that one. Evil bugger!

Nahhh ! Never too far !

 

[on31ll]

I could always think up some more ? But can the forum handle them ? Now thats the question !

 

[Howsie]

I think so. unk: