work, no work

[oldplumber]

been quiet for the last few weeks, then my van blew its alternator, went down with man flue on friday and monday comes along, still no van, 6 customers wanting everything from power shower to full heating system rang today, got a ceiling to replace over next few days (I'll do anything for good money £1208.75 - i luv insurance companies) and Ive been stuck at home dieing as noisily as she'll allow me and I still feel rough as hell, but going to work tomorrow. Isnt life great,

 

[Puddle]

I still feel rough as hell, but going to work tomorrow. Isnt life great,

Life's grand when you are self employed,doing what you want,when you want to

That includes going into work,making sure jobs are done ,even when you are at deaths door

Good luck old plumber,go sweat it out of you


imho

 

[turnpin]

know how you feel just getting over a touch of that man flu myself feeling a bit brighter but now have a blinking cough and I dont smokeMrs clipped kerb parking at sons house yesterday resulting in new tyre today £65.75 choked tyre almost new but unrepairable I went to kwik fit but must have left my invisible coat on as none of the guys saw me !!! so after10 mins took my trade else wheremust keep smiling many worse off than meregards turnpin

 

[ratrace]

Wish i was getting 6 calls of customers at the mo :-(

 

[easyt]

What you need is the three hat cure. Go to bed, put pour hat (or cap) on the end of the bed.Get OH to make up a large scotch with lemon and hot water. Repeat until you can see three hats. Next morning as right as rain (unless you have to drive).

 

[oldplumber]

3x scotch and a large green night nurse soon, itll kill or cure me but ill be happy and sleep well, she wont tho as Ill be snoring at 90db tonight, even the dogs will complain. ps the night nurse is the medical kind as she refuses to dress up for me, still I couldnt if I wanted to at present.

 

[turnpin]

tried the whisky diet once lost 3days one weekregards turnpin

 

[thebeatmeister]

..after 3 scotches would you be up for anything even if she did..?

 

[stevetheplumber]

yep thats my cure for flue large scotch in hot milk two beachams powders bury your self in a duvet and sweat it out while you sleep

 

[Bernie2]

Hmm!

It's true then?

Self employed Plumbers are moaners, laying about in bed drunk?

Good job they don't have to account for their actions to anybody at work but themselves