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A bit chilly in the x-ray room was it?? [emoji38]All this talk lately of falling off ladders.
Well it happened to me. Silly moment of over reaching madness.
Has to have a plate in the knee which will stay there.
All this talk lately of falling off ladders.
Well it happened to me. Silly moment of over reaching madness.
Has to have a plate in the knee which will stay there.
I'm trying to give up on my addiction to ******.
But it gets harder every day.
I'd hate to be you with morning wood when you're laying on your back.... [emoji13]All this talk lately of falling off ladders.
Well it happened to me. Silly moment of over reaching madness.
Has to have a plate in the knee which will stay there.
I preferred Fred Dibnah's method.
Mind bleach!!! That is ghastly. I'm off to scrub my eyeballs with wire wool...
>>>>Ed Milliband was visiting
a London primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion
related to words and their meanings.
>>>>The teacher asked Mr Milliband
if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
>>>>
>>>>So
the illustrious leader of the Labour Party asked the class for an
example of a 'Tragedy'
>>>>
>>>>A little boy stood up and oed: 'If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
>>>>'Incorrect,' said
Milliband. 'That would be an accident.'
>>>>A little girl raised her
hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff,
killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
>>>>'I'm afraid not',
explained Milliband, 'that's what we would refer to as a great
loss'.
>>>>The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Milliband
searched the room.
>>>>
>>>>'Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?'
>>>>Finally, at the back of the room, little
Johnny raised his hand and said:
>>>>’If a plane carrying you and Mr
Balls and Mrs Harmen and all the other LAB members was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a
tragedy.'
>>>>'Fantastic' exclaimed Milliband, 'and can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?'
>>>>
>>>>'Well', said Johnny, 'it has to be a
tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably
wouldn't be a f*cking accident either!'