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Come across many odd situations over the years working in peoples homes ,mostly social housing contracts seems to be many odd folk in these types of homes. Been kicked out of a house because a hooker had business, walked in on a chinese guy giving himself a quick knuckle shuffle ,had a few tranvestites open the front door when i have arrived .
The one that makes me chortle tho is when i was passed an apprentice was told he was lazy but needed a hand with someone to hang some rads , halfway through the morning cust comes up and says can i have a word with the apprentice . I ask why whats the matter ? well he's in my bed fast asleep she says . Go in the bedroom and their he is giving it full on ZZZZZZ's.
Could of died at the time .
The one that makes me chortle tho is when i was passed an apprentice was told he was lazy but needed a hand with someone to hang some rads , halfway through the morning cust comes up and says can i have a word with the apprentice . I ask why whats the matter ? well he's in my bed fast asleep she says . Go in the bedroom and their he is giving it full on ZZZZZZ's.
Could of died at the time .
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Some of these H/A's are like a shrine to **** pictures used for wallpaper .
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I once went to repair a faulty shower a while ago and as we walked upstairs together she was explaining there was no heat on any setting as we got to the top of the stairs, she turned and said "we have tried in different positions"
The mother of a customer was offering round the quality streets and she kept saying she loved a big purple one, I couldn't help but smirk.
Also in the tile shop a woman and her husband were in there complaining about a tiler they had recommended and she said she picks up on stuff as shes really anal, at least three times she confirmed loudly in the shop she was anal.
Also in the tile shop a woman and her husband were in there complaining about a tiler they had recommended and she said she picks up on stuff as shes really anal, at least three times she confirmed loudly in the shop she was anal.
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Rickster123
I'm glad I'm not the only childish one here! I had an old bird answer her door a while ago and she greeted me with the words "morning ****!" I nearly soiled myself laughing!
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Dotty
He would've been walking home there and then if he was my apprentice.
Told one apprentice to feck off home because he was no use to me (I'd been gritting my teeth for about two weeks up to this point!)
If it weren't for the fact we were in Enniskillen, 70 miles from where he lived and the public transport wasn't so shyte over here I would've let him go. And then told the management why.
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Another missed opening?
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Just lie back and think of KK as you normally do.
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Rickster123
I bet it's kept tidier than that!
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Dotty
Be more like a badly packed kebab. Which, incidentally, is how I imagine Kerrys smells. ....
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She's gonna be a blue waffle
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Rickster123
We nearly got through 2016 without the blue waffle. You always lower the tone!
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Dotty
I'll never forget the time I looked up blue waffle. ...
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Masood
Dog shyte and old *** ends?
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