Awkward moments at work

[Phil]

Ha ha ha...imagine if you did reach for the stoptap and he said..."while yer down there mate"

 

[Stigster]

The hideous thought did cross my mind. I figured he didn't have long left because he was on **** and oxygen at the same time (and that's without an explosion) and he might go for one last try at a bit of fun.

 

[hammers4spanner]

Come across many odd situations over the years working in peoples homes ,mostly social housing contracts seems to be many odd folk in these types of homes. Been kicked out of a house because a hooker had business, walked in on a chinese guy giving himself a quick knuckle shuffle ,had a few tranvestites open the front door when i have arrived .
The one that makes me chortle tho is when i was passed an apprentice was told he was lazy but needed a hand with someone to hang some rads , halfway through the morning cust comes up and says can i have a word with the apprentice . I ask why whats the matter ? well he's in my bed fast asleep she says . Go in the bedroom and their he is giving it full on ZZZZZZ's.

Could of died at the time .

 

[hammers4spanner]

One of the engineers walked into a bedroom to vent a rad last week and there was matey watching **** with headphones on knocking one out!! Awkward!!

Some of these H/A's are like a shrine to **** pictures used for wallpaper .

 

[1Steven]

I could fill a few chapters of a book!

 

[quality]

I once went to repair a faulty shower a while ago and as we walked upstairs together she was explaining there was no heat on any setting as we got to the top of the stairs, she turned and said "we have tried in different positions"

 

[Phil]

The mother of a customer was offering round the quality streets and she kept saying she loved a big purple one, I couldn't help but smirk.

Also in the tile shop a woman and her husband were in there complaining about a tiler they had recommended and she said she picks up on stuff as shes really anal, at least three times she confirmed loudly in the shop she was anal.

 

[Rickster123]

The mother of a customer was offering round the quality streets and she kept saying she loved a big purple one, I couldn't help but smirk.

Also in the tile shop a woman and her husband were in there complaining about a tiler they had recommended and she said she picks up on stuff as shes really anal, at least three times she confirmed loudly in the shop she was anal.

I'm glad I'm not the only childish one here! I had an old bird answer her door a while ago and she greeted me with the words "morning ****!" I nearly soiled myself laughing!

 

[Dotty]

Come across many odd situations over the years working in peoples homes ,mostly social housing contracts seems to be many odd folk in these types of homes. Been kicked out of a house because a hooker had business, walked in on a chinese guy giving himself a quick knuckle shuffle ,had a few tranvestites open the front door when i have arrived .
The one that makes me chortle tho is when i was passed an apprentice was told he was lazy but needed a hand with someone to hang some rads , halfway through the morning cust comes up and says can i have a word with the apprentice . I ask why whats the matter ? well he's in my bed fast asleep she says . Go in the bedroom and their he is giving it full on ZZZZZZ's.

Could of died at the time .

He would've been walking home there and then if he was my apprentice.

Told one apprentice to feck off home because he was no use to me (I'd been gritting my teeth for about two weeks up to this point!)

If it weren't for the fact we were in Enniskillen, 70 miles from where he lived and the public transport wasn't so shyte over here I would've let him go. And then told the management why.

 

[rpm]

I'm glad I'm not the only childish one here! I had an old bird answer her door a while ago and she greeted me with the words "morning ****!" I nearly soiled myself laughing!

Another missed opening?

 

[Rickster123]

Another missed opening?

Even with my low standards and lack of worry about personal hygiene it would've been a push!

 

[rpm]

Even with my low standards and lack of worry about personal hygiene it would've been a push!

Just lie back and think of KK as you normally do.

 

[Rickster123]

Just lie back and think of KK as you normally do.

Nothing wrong with her hygiene!! I bet she smells like a summers meadow!

 

[hammers4spanner]

Nothing wrong with her hygiene!! I bet she smells like a summers meadow!

More likely grandma's allotment

 

[Rickster123]

More likely grandma's allotment

I bet it's kept tidier than that!

 

[Dotty]

I bet it's kept tidier than that!

Be more like a badly packed kebab. Which, incidentally, is how I imagine Kerrys smells. ....

 

[Leo21]

Ive had a tenant bumping uglies upstairs, tranvestites, followed an old dear who farted constantly whilst showing me to the boiler and walked in on a woman dropping the kids off at the pool.
Quite tame compared to some.

 

[Riley]

Be more like a badly packed kebab. Which, incidentally, is how I imagine Kerrys smells. ....

She's gonna be a blue waffle

 

[Riley]

Don't google it

 

[Rickster123]

She's gonna be a blue waffle

We nearly got through 2016 without the blue waffle. You always lower the tone!

 

[Riley]

There must be some on here who haven't seen it. I like to share

 

[Dotty]

I'll never forget the time I looked up blue waffle. ...

 

[Phil]

Whats a blue waffle? I dare not Google..

 

[Masood]

Nothing wrong with her hygiene!! I bet she smells like a summers meadow!

Dog shyte and old *** ends?

 

[1Steven]

Have not seen blue waffle!