Awkward moments at work

[markfxy]

jesus! just googled it that's horrendous:ack2:

 

[Riley]

Have not seen blue waffle!

Do it do it

 

[SimonG]

Urban myth. But if it was real I wouldn't touch it with somebody elses.

 

[Masood]

Do it do it

I kind of want to but I have a feeling it will haunt me forever..

 

[mfgs]

I kind of want to but I have a feeling it will haunt me forever..

It will, I wish curiosity never got the better of me!

 

[AMW]

I kind of want to but I have a feeling it will haunt me forever..

Enlighten yourself

 

[Phil]

I Googled Blue Waffle on my phone yesterday and I clicked on a site and I had a pop up saying my device was infected and I was to take action by installing something.
This is why I don't look at naked ladies online anymore, all the sites are dodgy.

I want to see Blue Waffle!

 

[1Steven]

uke:

Do it do it

:cry_smile:

 

[1Steven]

I Googled Blue Waffle on my phone yesterday and I clicked on a site and I had a pop up saying my device was infected and I was to take action by installing something.
This is why I don't look at naked ladies online anymore, all the sites are dodgy.

I want to see Blue Waffle!

Trust me you don't.

 

[rpm]

I could fill a few chapters of a book!

2 Paragraphs will do!

 

[hammers4spanner]

Blue waffle ??

 

[Rickster123]

Blue waffle ??

Don't do it mate. Don't do it.

 

[jonnyswamp]

Don't do it mate. Don't do it.

I did it and can honestly say I wish I didn't
It's actually put me off having a jump

 

[PlumbBobBob]

i shall resist

 

[Rickster123]

i shall resist

I'll text you the picture mate. Just as you're about to climb the stairs to Bedfordshire! It'll give you bad dreams for a week!

 

[Stigster]

Be more like a badly packed kebab. Which, incidentally, is how I imagine Kerrys smells. ....

I bet it's something resembling Brian May's plughole.

 

[Tonycane]

Had a job where the rad had come away from the wall and was leaning against the bed, me and my apprentice held the rad and slid the bed out the way to expose a 12" pink *****, the lady was stood there, looked at me, looked at the ***** and calmly asked me if I would like a brew. Apprentice was ****ing himself then proceeded to boot it across the room.

 

[Millsy 82]

Not in the same theme as every one else's but the one that sticks in my mind.

I got given a job on housing association for no heating, struggled to park any where near the property so had to park quite a way down the road.

Being my normal happy self when they answered the door said good morning I'm here to fix the heating, is parking always this shocking? She looked at me quite sad and said oh I'm ever so sorry my mum died and we have all the family here waiting to go to the funeral as well as the coffin in the middle of the room! I had no idea what to say and tried to say I would come back but lucky enough it was low pressure so I topped it up and shot off.

 

[Millsy 82]

Not in the same theme as every one else's but the one that sticks in my mind.

I got given a job on housing association for no heating, struggled to park any where near the property so had to park quite a way down the road.

Being my normal happy self when they answered the door said good morning I'm here to fix the heating, is parking always this shocking? She looked at me quite sad and said oh I'm ever so sorry my mum died and we have all the family here waiting to go to the funeral as well as the coffin in the middle of the room! I had no idea what to say and tried to say I would come back but lucky enough it was low pressure so I topped it up and shot off.

 

[Phil]

I had a funny awkward moment at work on Thursday, I met a bloke in a pub car park to take delivery of a full size plastic woman. My girlfriend is obsessed with vintage mannequins and she found one on ebay she wanted as a christmas present so I arranged for delivery and the guy dropped it off, I was working next to a pub so I said i'd meet him in the carpark for ease of finding. So he rings me and I zoomed round in the van, as soon as I was greeted by the sight of an estate car with the tailgate open and her parted legs hanging out I though OMG...he pulled her out and stood her up and showed her curves off to me. God forbid anyone I knew would have driven past as it was in our village. I couldn't wait to get her in the van I said its my girlfriends I'm not a pervert or anything ha ha ha..

 

[Rickster123]

She's not much of a looker is she?...

 

[Phil]

She's bald!

 

[Rickster123]

She's bald!

And more importantly she's got no knees.

 

[Dotty]

She's not much of a looker is she?...

NOW you're picky?

**kofkof...kerrykatona....kof**

 

[lame plumber]

rang a customer 2 years back to book a boiler service in, phoned answered and I went is that Mr "Smith", got the answer no it is his son, dad died an hour ago, I will get Mum for you....... Mum came on the line, oh yes we just got back from intensive care, we had the machines turned off so he passed away......... by this time I was a gibbering wreck wondering what to say, but she carried on for 20 minutes about this n that until i suggested I call back in a month or two to book in a service.....

She is stil a customer, lovely lady, but I havent forgotten that call in a hurry.