Guess Everyone's Age

[Riley]

Jesus, I seem to have stumbled into a kindergarten!

In oh so many ways

 

[Rickster123]

Lame clinically dead...

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ray: 109

You can go again now Sean.

 

[Leo21]

Not so bad fella thank you. It's actually like walking back into a familiar place when you were young.

Had a couple of years slow down due to almost dying etc but still plodding away.

Almost dying etc! Wtf.

 

[Rickster123]

Almost dying etc! Wtf.

He had a cold and a snotty nose.

 

[townfanjon]

Its a good job this ones on line, there maybe punches thrown tonight

 

[Rickster123]

Its a good job this ones on line, there maybe punches thrown tonight

Punches? We're all falling apart. Most of us need gas and air just to get up the stairs!

 

[townfanjon]

Punches? We're all falling apart. Most of us need gas and air just to get up the stairs!

Thats why I have a bungalow lol ...

 

[Rickster123]

Thats why I have a bungalow lol ...

With those grab bars on the wall to help you off the bog?

 

[lame plumber]

Lame clinically dead...

it's always stafford that has to like John's little jokes..............

 

[lame plumber]

I understand Ray and John have both signed up for Thai brides, you got to understand that they have reach a certain age now.....................

 

[Whyme]

Mmmmm Thai brides

 

[lame plumber]

Mmmmm Thai brides

sorry forgot to mention, they are looking at the granny section for their choices.....











you know, no teeth and faces like a bulldog enjoying a bone

 

[Rickster123]

sorry forgot to mention, they are looking at the granny section for their choices.....











you know, no teeth and faces like a bulldog enjoying a bone

But the ability to cook a feast and make a decent brew. Swings and roundabouts!

 

[Whyme]

Gas man 35

 

[Ray Stafford]

I understand Ray and John have both signed up for Thai brides, you got to understand that they have reach a certain age now.....................

Its not a bad plan, but not sure that I could persuade Mrs S of it's undoubted merits...

 

[Masood]

I thought APP was much older, like mid-50's!

 

[Ray Stafford]

I thought APP was much older, like mid-50's!

Big Paul said Adam could pass for 35, in the dark, with the light behind him.

 

[Rickster123]

I thought APP was much older, like mid-50's!

Yeah? Did ya? Did ya really? :dita:

 

[Rickster123]

Big Paul said Adam could pass for 35, in the dark, with the light behind him.

I'd like to make it clear I've never met a man called Big Paul, in the dark, with the light behind me OR in front of me!

 

[Leo21]

Yeah? Did ya? Did ya really? :dita:

We've met Adam, weathered would probably be the best description for you.

 

[Rickster123]

We've met Adam, weathered would probably be the best description for you.

Git would be the best description of you. I've paid for that tan!

 

[jonnyswamp]

Mmmmm Thai brides

I couldn't manage a Thai bride, but a Thai curry....mmm
On a similar note, my mate (late 40's, fit and still likes a scrap) was sat next to his new Thai bride on her first visit to my local
One of the other lads remarked "fk me Steve, that shirt doesn't go with that tie"
It didn't go down too well, much like the lads eye that made the remark

Anyway, me 46, I win

 

[Masood]

Its not a bad plan, but not sure that I could persuade Mrs S of it's undoubted merits...

Mrs S might enjoy being relieved of some of her domestic duties, you never know! You could try converting to Islam then you'd be allowed up to four wives...

 

[Rickster123]

then you'd be allowed up to four wives...

Fk that for a game of toy soldiers!