Guess Everyone's Age

[Riley]

Monogamy and bigamy are the same, one wife too many

 

[Ray Stafford]

up to four wives...

Have you lost your mind?

 

[Riley]

I'd like to make it clear I've never met a man called Big Paul, in the dark, with the light behind me OR in front of me!

Selective amnesia

 

[Rickster123]

Selective amnesia

I wish I'd just given him those sodding biscuits!

 

[Masood]

Have you lost your mind?

I never said I would do it!!!

 

[Riley]

I wish I'd just given him those sodding biscuits!

he WILL hold it against you. Literally

 

[lame plumber]

I know I am getting old, just thought Aps post was made by croppie, or prehaps Ap is turning into croppie

 

[Rickster123]

I know I am getting old, just thought Aps post was made by croppie, or prehaps Ap is turning into croppie

Unless somebody chops my legs off at the knee that will be highly unlikely!

 

[REDSAW]

advantage of being admin, i know all your ages and birthdays!

a lot of you should be in bed by now.lol

 

[Rickster123]

advantage of being admin, i know all your ages and birthdays!

a lot of you should be in bed by now.lol

And yet in six years you've never sent a card..

 

[lame plumber]

Unless somebody chops my legs off at the knee that will be highly unlikely!

won't be long before your stomach overtakes your knees, gives the same effect

 

[REDSAW]

And yet in six years you've never sent a card..

wife dont even get one, nothing new here.lol

 

[Toxic Ted]

Mrs S might enjoy being relieved of some of her domestic duties, you never know! You could try converting to Islam then you'd be allowed up to four wives...

Or a mormon and have as many wifelets as you like.........

 

[Toxic Ted]

I know I am getting old, just thought Aps post was made by croppie, or prehaps Ap is turning into croppie

You'll give the poor sod a complex ..............Adam that is........John already has one.

 

[Dotty]

You'll give the poor sod a complex ..............Adam that is........John already has one.

What are you on about you daft old fool? It's just the one house I have.

It's hardly a complex!

 

[Toxic Ted]

What are you on about you daft old fool? It's just the one house I have.

It's hardly a complex!

As if by magic........

 

[Dotty]

Or a mormon and have as many wifelets as you like.........

Multiple mothers in law.

Belief that a dead jew could cross the Atlantic and convert bloodthirsty aztecs to an unheard of belief system?

Not too many arguments for......

 

[ShaunCorbs]

1254 everyone's age

 

[Toxic Ted]

Multiple mothers in law.

Belief that a dead jew could cross the Atlantic and convert bloodthirsty aztecs to an unheard of belief system?

Not too many arguments for......

I don't pretend to understand it.....but you only need to look at Lord Bath to see what it will turn you into (not that he's a mormon , but you get my drift)

 

[Dotty]

I don't pretend to understand it.....but you only need to look at Lord Bath to see what it will turn you into (not that he's a mormon , but you get my drift)

It's difficult to understand why so many women fall for that multi millionaire. ......

 

[Best]

It's difficult to understand why so many women fall for that multi millionaire. ......

That's what I spoke to a neighbour about Lord Bath, - if he was a plumber he would be called an old pervert and no doubt few women would want him anyhow.
But he is a Lord, so he is just eccentric to have loads of women.

 

[Toxic Ted]

It's difficult to understand why so many women fall for that multi millionaire. ......

Can't quite put my finger on it.

 

[TFGplumbing]

38?!? Well that's a kick in the balls!!

I thought 38 too..but still a lad

 

[Toxic Ted]

That's what I spoke to a neighbour about Lord Bath, - if he was a plumber he would be called an old pervert and no doubt few women would want him anyhow.
But he is a Lord, so he is just eccentric to have loads of women.

How can you say that as plumbers, we are any less desirable than a multi millionaire?.........and perverts to boot! BTW being eccentric isn't reserved for the rich.....take Adam for example.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I thought 38 too..but still a lad

Is that dog years or human?