Ki55 my a55 you poor excuse for a plumber

[Barry98]

48 hours of a free for all in this post only kn0b sack5 , go for it and no sausage talk b1tches

 

[AWheating]

oh, hello.

 

[zeebeedee]

oh, hello.

Its a god damn ****in g free for all and your first post is that! You've been dying to camp it up for ages haven't you sausage jockey!

 

[Barry98]

So I think we should all go grab our tape measure stand against our door extend them tape measure and see which one of us is the closest it a hobbit , wait ill save you the trouble croppie stand up o wait you are

 

[Rickster123]

Can we make villa toms mobile number public and bombard him with abuse?

 

[zeebeedee]

Can we make villa toms mobile number public and bombard him with abuse?

Do it!

 

[Dotty]

So I think we should all go grab our tape measure stand against our door extend them tape measure and see which one of us is the closest it a hobbit , wait ill save you the trouble croppie stand up o wait you are

Better a hobbit than an orc you northern fairy......

 

[Dotty]

Can we make villa toms mobile number public and bombard him with abuse?

I've got Tom's number, but really not sure that I'm that evil!

 

[Rickster123]

I've got Tom's number, but really not sure that I'm that evil!

I'll bribe you with half a pint and a bag of dry roasted?!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I've got Tom's number, but really not sure that I'm that evil!

yes you are!

 

[Dotty]

An unopened bag of dry roasted?

 

[Rickster123]

An unopened bag of dry roasted?

Slightly used and half of the finest fosters

 

[Dotty]

So basically you're offering me pre sucked peanuts and half a glass of flavourless gnats pi55.......

 

[SafeGasInstall]

feck its all on again , here it comes 48h of gay shait chat

 

[Rickster123]

And 57 pence in real money! That's at least one spin if the fruit machine with a £70 jackpot!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

how you lads getting on on friday , what you are drinking ?

drinks on me tonight

 

[Rickster123]

I'll have a brew please stan. Had a curry last night and my guts are in bits.

 

[Dotty]

I'll have a brew please stan. Had a curry last night and my guts are in bits.

You girl..... It was only a Korma!

 

[Rickster123]

You girl..... It was only a Korma!

It was a mirch masala. Tasted lovely but passed through my system very suddenly this morning in the services on the m3!

 

[SimonG]

I'll bribe you with half a pint and a bag of dry roasted?!

Only fairies and women drink halfs!

 

[Rickster123]

Only fairies and women drink halfs!

I thought that was why croppie was nicknamed Halfpint?!

 

[SimonG]

It's all this hobbit, orc and faeries talk.

 

[hammers4spanner]

Ive had a curry every night this week
bloody love curry

 

[SimonG]

all we need now is the lord of the ring

 

[hammers4spanner]

I hate that ring sting always get a dodgy gut next day and its normally at its worse when you got a 40 mile drive to the job and when you get their the first thing you ask the cust when they answer the door 'is it o.k to use your ****ter'