Ki55 my a55 you poor excuse for a plumber

[Leo21]

Love the currys, I'm ok till I eat a full English as a hangover cure. Cue the brown rain.

 

[villa_tom]

I've got Tom's number, but really not sure that I'm that evil!

Im backl home nkw. I appppreciaten tjis

 

[villa_tom]

Fuccccok my avataret

 

[hammers4spanner]

Fuccccok my avataret

are you inventing a new language???

 

[Barry98]

all we need now is the lord of the ring

Tink to, went out on the lash but will be on today o doubt

 

[on31ll]

I dont think ive ever bought a round in the arms so ill buy the next ! Stick it on my virgin tab !


Oh how that is going to get edited !

 

[Rickster123]

I dont think ive ever bought a round in the arms so ill buy the next ! Stick it on my virgin tab !


Oh how that is going to get edited !

Cheers chap! I'll have a disoranno and iron bru please!

 

[zeebeedee]

Cheers chap! I'll have a disoranno and iron bru please!

That sounds horrendous

 

[Barry98]

Suppose tha wants a umbrella and a cherry in it too vt lover

 

[Rickster123]

Suppose tha wants a umbrella and a cherry in it too vt lover

I prefer a pickle, far more sophisticated in my opinion. That's how we roll down south!

 

[SimonG]

Egg or onion?

 

[Rickster123]

Egg or onion?

Onion! I'm not an animal!

 

[on31ll]

Cheers chap! I'll have a disoranno and iron bru please!

I dont know if i want to try it ! All i can think of is fanny when i hear iron bru

 

[Leo21]

I dont know if i want to try it ! All i can think of is fanny when i hear iron bru

Really ! Your train if thought is amazing.

 

[SimonG]

Irn Bru - Breasts.

 

[Rickster123]

Irn Bru - Breasts.

Haha how's that now?!

 

[Rickster123]

I dont know if i want to try it ! All i can think of is fanny when i hear iron bru

Im like that with a filet o fish!

 

[SimonG]

It's the adverts on the telly for irn bru. One where the bairn is going to be called fanny and the other with his mother and the 'push up' bra.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

single malt pls , no ice make it double

 

[Barry98]

Same for me

 

[villa_tom]

I don't want a drink, my head still hurts from last night :-(

 

[SafeGasInstall]

how is your back side Tom ?

 

[villa_tom]

how is your back side Tom ?

My back side is fine stan

 

[SafeGasInstall]

that is good then , did you not have any sex last night ?

 

[villa_tom]

that is good then , did you not have any sex last night ?

No, nothing :-(

my main focus was not smoking, which I did, so I'm well happy about that

ive left my phone in my mates missus handbag, going to get it back later on when I feel alright to drive :-(