Ki55 my a55 you poor excuse for a plumber

[Leo21]

My cousins a filthy git! Bangs about 3 birds a week off that!

Can post a link up please, my preference is the partially sighted.

 

[dancinplumba]

Better known as recepticals.

LEO !!! Am stunned

 

[dancinplumba]

Or spunk dishes as we call them round here

And you TOM!!! Stunned

 

[dancinplumba]

Im sure "bellend from Bolton" is still free as a username

Nope

 

[kay-jay]

Can post a link up please, my preference is the partially sighted.

http://www.rnib.org.uk/Pages/Home.aspx

They probably have a forum

 

[zeebeedee]

omg ...............

That wasn't me stan it was your dad!

 

[dancinplumba]

That's actually my user name on 'plenty of fish'

Mines Dancinplumba on all of them....Search for me pmsl

 

[dancinplumba]

My cousins a filthy git! Bangs about 3 birds a week off that!

Why ?

 

[zeebeedee]

Can post a link up please, my preference is the partially sighted.

You can find him on google under British Nordic skiing champion

 

[SafeGasInstall]

That wasn't you stan ,it was your dad, who told me not to tell every one , but I could not keep it all in !

tc tc tc

 

[zeebeedee]

Why ?

Because he can!

 

[Leo21]

You can find him on google under British Nordic skiing champion

Eddie the eagle Edwards, not my type. He has a peni5.

 

[zeebeedee]

You can find him on google under British Nordic skiing champion

True that by the way

 

[dancinplumba]

Because he can!

So could I but I don't

 

[on31ll]

Well if you value your time at minimum wage......come to bolton the birds are deffo cheaper

You wanna go ***** house round here ! Need to remortgage your house !

 

[zeebeedee]

You wanna go ***** house round here ! Need to remortgage your house !

On the Wirral? There all smackheads!

 

[kay-jay]

You wanna go ***** house round here ! Need to remortgage your house !

Thought you lived in toxteth? I can get it there by whistling from the scaffold

 

[on31ll]

On the Wirral? There all smackheads!

Yer thats why you have to go to a place where there are upper class girls ! Thus costing money !

 

[on31ll]

Thought you lived in toxteth? I can get it there by whistling from the scaffold

Whistle ? Pffftt youve been had off ! You only have to think about it in your head ! They see it in your eyes and jump on you

 

[Barry98]

Not found right woman I wanted to with ??

A guest of hmp

 

[Destroyer2813]

do you drive a silver van ?

Yep silver vivaro

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Do you have a sign on the back about drinking coffe ?

 

[Destroyer2813]

Na mines just plain no signwriting on it just me tubes on the roof

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I was on M1 and silver van over took me and had signs on the back
kitchens
bathrooms
plimbing
heating
decorating
drinking coffe
and as it was taking me over I saw the side sign
alexs services
bay the way
happy birthday mate ! Hope you have a wonderfull day

 

[stevetheplumber]

off course NO , i no gay man ........

I only like milfs with large boobs

your tastes will change once you hit your late fifties and your still married to one