Ki55 my a55 you poor excuse for a plumber

[Rickster123]

No, nothing :-(

my main focus was not smoking, which I did, so I'm well happy about that

ive left my phone in my mates missus handbag, going to get it back later on when I feel alright to drive :-(

sod the no smoking Tom. Get out there and get some action before it shrivels up and drops off!

 

[villa_tom]

sod the no smoking Tom. Get out there and get some action before it shrivels up and drops off!

I don't do too badly thank you very much

been single a year and had 3 one nighters, really not interested in any thing more whilst I'm buying my house and all that business.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

dont be silly you need to have sex mate !!!

 

[Rickster123]

dont be silly you need to have sex mate !!!

Stan says it how it is!!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

u know me well by now Adam , dont you !

 

[villa_tom]

dont be silly you need to have sex mate !!!

Please tell me that is not an offer :-/

 

[SafeGasInstall]

off course NO , i no gay man ........

I only like milfs with large boobs

 

[Barry98]

off course NO , i no gay man ........

I only like milfs with large boobs

That's why your asking if you can come stay again

 

[Leo21]

Tom I'll let you into a secret, when your married you'll get it less than your current count. Especially once the honeymoon periods over, say three to four years. Not sure about gays though.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

true Leo , and after the 1st child comes gets bad

 

[Barry98]

Jesus your welcome to come mine I'd love a rest minimum 3 times a week or she gets right hump on

 

[Leo21]

This thread is useless without pictures! Oh and really?

 

[Barry98]

Really I kid you not its me who has headache or washing my hair it was ok in the beginning But we 4.5 years down the line

 

[villa_tom]

Really I **** you not its me who has headache or washing my hair it was ok in the beginning But we 4.5 years down the line

You sound like her little pig

 

[Barry98]

You sound like her little pig

I am what's your point

 

[SafeGasInstall]

it could be she doesnt like Landys too tom ,
but tell you all she can cook

 

[Leo21]

Washing your hair! Really?

 

[Barry98]

Am glad you spelt cook right there stan

 

[Barry98]

The saying chef in the kitchen , ***** in the bedroom is based on her am sure

 

[on31ll]

I don't do too badly thank you very much

been single a year and had 3 one nighters, really not interested in any thing more whilst I'm buying my house and all that business.

3 all nighters but did you shag him all 3 times ? Or just sat up talking ?

 

[dancinplumba]

Went 8 Years without a shag, shag ? Wots a shag ??

 

[Destroyer2813]

Please tell me that is not an offer :-/

Stans getting all ***** as his wifes coming back monday

 

[on31ll]

The saying chef in the kitchen , ***** in the bedroom is based on her am sure

I make a mean chilli

 

[Barry98]

8 Jesus not done that since my pre teens

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Stans getting all ***** as his wifes coming back monday

do you drive a silver van ?