Ki55 my a55 you poor excuse for a plumber

[SafeGasInstall]

Went 8 Years without a shag, shag ? Wots a shag ??

omg .....really ?

 

[Leo21]

The saying chef in the kitchen , ***** in the bedroom is based on her am sure

Lucky boy. That's what I shall call you from now on.

 

[dancinplumba]

omg .....really ?

And ???

 

[SafeGasInstall]

you on a wind up , aint u ?

 

[kay-jay]

I will give you villa toms number dancing ....he will scratch that itch for you....









At least thats what zeb tells me

 

[dancinplumba]

Nope , 2004 til 2013

 

[SafeGasInstall]

why ?

 

[dancinplumba]

Not found right woman I wanted to with ??

 

[kay-jay]

Not found right woman I wanted to with ??

That's where your going wrong pal after more than three weeks you should forget the right woman and look for any woman

 

[SafeGasInstall]

That's where your going wrong pal after more than three weeks you should forget the right woman and look for any woman

or a man lol

 

[villa_tom]

That's where your going wrong pal after more than three weeks you should forget the right woman and look for any woman

That is my philosophy when times are bad. I'm not in any rush to get my leg over at the moment but when it does and I'm out drinking ill go home with a "ten to two" girl just to get it over with

 

[villa_tom]

Not found right woman I wanted to with ??

You are a real gentlemen..........or possibly the ugliest bloke in the the UK

 

[dancinplumba]

That's where your going wrong pal after more than three weeks you should forget the right woman and look for any woman

Would rather have a w a n k . my world is full of women all gorgeous, my closest bestest friends are women. Could have shag every day with a different one but none of them make me want to shag em,

 

[Leo21]

That is my philosophy when times are bad. I'm not in any rush to get my leg over at the moment but when it does and I'm out drinking ill go home with a "ten to two" girl just to get it over with

Better known as recepticals.

 

[dancinplumba]

You are a real gentlemen..........or possibly the ugliest bloke in the the UK

Thank you tom, its the latter, I have lots and lots of admirers, mostly female and all ages,, but I don't want to shag em. Til now

 

[villa_tom]

Better known as recepticals.

Or spunk dishes as we call them round here

 

[kay-jay]

That is my philosophy when times are bad. I'm not in any rush to get my leg over at the moment but when it does and I'm out drinking ill go home with a "ten stone two" girl just to get it over with

Just correcting your typo

 

[villa_tom]

Just correcting your typo

Im sure "bellend from Bolton" is still free as a username

 

[kay-jay]

Im sure "bellend from Bolton" is still free as a username

Thanks! I will tell jcplumb when i see him

 

[Leo21]

Or spunk dishes as we call them round here

How crude.

 

[kay-jay]

Im sure "bellend from Bolton" is still free as a username

That's actually my user name on 'plenty of fish'

 

[on31ll]

Wanks are so much cheaper than birds to !

 

[kay-jay]

Wanks are so much cheaper than birds to !

Well if you value your time at minimum wage......come to bolton the birds are deffo cheaper

 

[zeebeedee]

That's actually my user name on 'plenty of fish'

My cousins a filthy git! Bangs about 3 birds a week off that!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I am a filthy git! I was Banged about 3 times in one night , by some strangers I met in the night club !

omg ...............