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A man teases his ex-wifes new husband

"Hows the 2nd hand fanny??"

New husband replies

"It's great thanks after the first 3 inches it's Brand New!!!
 
Hands up who's got this set?

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What are the two most important holes in a womans body????




Her nostrils.......



They allow her to breathe whilst she's sucking you co ck
 
Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate

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Father and son are in ASDA

Dad what are these??

"thats a three pack of condoms Son for secondary school lads......1 for FRI 1 for sat and 1 for Sun night!!"

what about the 6 pack??

"there for University Lad's!!! 2 for Fri 2 for Sat and 2 for Sun night!!!!


Well Dad what about the 12 pack????

Married men Son 1 for Jan 1 for Feb 1 for March........
 
Bod ya **** put my avatar back or I'll tell bill at kane to charge you triple for calibration...


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Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
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You were bound to have your head down one sooner or later!
 
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