One night only

[plum ber]

******* nickleback how ******* gay is that

ALL up the bum!!

 

[Dotty]

How did those bolx get sweaty? Been playing with zeb as well as me????

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Poor Zeb's gonna need a spill valve at the rate you lot are pumping him full!

 

[plum ber]

Red Roses beat White Roses.

 

[plum ber]

A man teases his ex-wifes new husband

"Hows the 2nd hand fanny??"

New husband replies

"It's great thanks after the first 3 inches it's Brand New!!!

 

[julesverne]

ALL up the bum!!

he takes it up the poop shoot aswell
pm croppie and zeb they'll sort you out

 

[plum ber]

Are King of Leon classed as GAY???

Cos their on LOUD NOW!!!

 

[plum ber]

White rose ****s

 

[plum ber]

Two hats

 

[Dotty]

Are King of Leon classed as GAY???

Cos their on LOUD NOW!!!

They maybe not.

You prancing round in a pink tutu on the other hand.........

 

[Dotty]

he takes it up the poop shoot aswell
pm me and zeb we'll spitroast you

And another little bit of me dies..........

 

[plum ber]

They maybe not.

You prancing round in a pink tutu on the other hand.........

Got to find that c u n t i n g web cam in the fooking cabin!!!

 

[plum ber]

I appear to be a tight arse!! Yarkshure men!!!

 

[julesverne]

you twisted fcuk
:chinese:

 

[zeebeedee]

Plum ber is defo realising something he's buried for years here!

 

[AlexGas]

Hands up who's got this set?

 

[plum ber]

10 ft under but it's all about the craic!!!

 

[plum ber]

What are the two most important holes in a womans body????




Her nostrils.......



They allow her to breathe whilst she's sucking you co ck

 

[Carl86]

Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

 

[Dotty]

Hands up who's got this set?

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You been rifling through Colin's secret tool bag? I think you'll find he keeps his lipstick in his purse.

 

[kay-jay]

Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate

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[Dotty]

Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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Zeb in his party suit.

 

[plum ber]

Father and son are in ASDA

Dad what are these??

"thats a three pack of condoms Son for secondary school lads......1 for FRI 1 for sat and 1 for Sun night!!"

what about the 6 pack??

"there for University Lad's!!! 2 for Fri 2 for Sat and 2 for Sun night!!!!


Well Dad what about the 12 pack????

Married men Son 1 for Jan 1 for Feb 1 for March........

 

[kay-jay]

Bod ya **** put my avatar back or I'll tell bill at kane to charge you triple for calibration...


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[Dotty]

Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate

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You were bound to have your head down one sooner or later!

 

[Destroyer2813]

Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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You been lurking outside the doors of the arms like a teenager begging for a cider on your 101 posts :waving: