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plum ber
ALL up the bum!!
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ALL up the bum!!
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Dotty
Poor Zeb's gonna need a spill valve at the rate you lot are pumping him full!
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plum ber
Red Roses beat White Roses.
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plum ber
A man teases his ex-wifes new husband
"Hows the 2nd hand fanny??"
New husband replies
"It's great thanks after the first 3 inches it's Brand New!!!
"Hows the 2nd hand fanny??"
New husband replies
"It's great thanks after the first 3 inches it's Brand New!!!
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julesverne
he takes it up the poop shoot aswell
pm croppie and zeb they'll sort you out
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plum ber
Are King of Leon classed as GAY???
Cos their on LOUD NOW!!!
Cos their on LOUD NOW!!!
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plum ber
White rose ****s
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plum ber
Two hats
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Dotty
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Dotty
And another little bit of me dies..........
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plum ber
Got to find that c u n t i n g web cam in the fooking cabin!!!
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plum ber
I appear to be a tight arse!! Yarkshure men!!!
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julesverne
you twisted fcuk
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:chinese:
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plum ber
10 ft under but it's all about the craic!!!
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plum ber
What are the two most important holes in a womans body????
Her nostrils.......
They allow her to breathe whilst she's sucking you co ck
Her nostrils.......
They allow her to breathe whilst she's sucking you co ck
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Carl86
Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers
Remeber lads ......
Remeber lads ......
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Dotty
You been rifling through Colin's secret tool bag? I think you'll find he keeps his lipstick in his purse.
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kay-jay
Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate
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Dotty
Zeb in his party suit.
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plum ber
Father and son are in ASDA
Dad what are these??
"thats a three pack of condoms Son for secondary school lads......1 for FRI 1 for sat and 1 for Sun night!!"
what about the 6 pack??
"there for University Lad's!!! 2 for Fri 2 for Sat and 2 for Sun night!!!!
Well Dad what about the 12 pack????
Married men Son 1 for Jan 1 for Feb 1 for March........
Dad what are these??
"thats a three pack of condoms Son for secondary school lads......1 for FRI 1 for sat and 1 for Sun night!!"
what about the 6 pack??
"there for University Lad's!!! 2 for Fri 2 for Sat and 2 for Sun night!!!!
Well Dad what about the 12 pack????
Married men Son 1 for Jan 1 for Feb 1 for March........
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kay-jay
Bod ya **** put my avatar back or I'll tell bill at kane to charge you triple for calibration...
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Dotty
You were bound to have your head down one sooner or later!
You been lurking outside the doors of the arms like a teenager begging for a cider on your 101 posts :waving:
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