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Q; What does a camera, a condom and a womens mouth have in common????



A; Their all designed to catch that Special moment!!!
 
A woman has just looked through the window Whilst I was having a wank.....

She slowly walked up to the window and mouthed the words "GET THE FECK OUT OF MY GARDEN!!!"
 
Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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Isn't Tinky Winky?

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I spent some time by the wifes grave today......




She does'nt jnow she thinks I'm digging a fooking POND!!!
 
Cmon bod. Please put my avatar back...
I won't tell cropped that you changed his...






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In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as "I'v blown the head gasket on my 1998 XR3i......


rather than "I've just fooked a fourteen year old escort"

The POLICE still have'nt seen the funny side, my laptops been confiscated and the wifes fooked off to her Mum's!!!
 
Don't matter really cos everyOne knows lancashire is the king of counties and yorkshire is the home of cun ties....🙂
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Insult BOD and he turns you into a Yorkshire Man????

how's that work???

Bod you must hate your ow tight wads PMSL though!!!
 
Bod you can give me one,


that is an avatar,

I don't know how to do it,

Must appeal to my character..........
 
Only by some poxy yorkshire mod who thinks it is funny to changed peoples avatars to make his poxy disease ridden 3rd world county seem a bit more popular

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Bod you can give me one,


that is an avatar,

I don't know how to do it,

Must appeal to my character..........

Its zeb that will give you one. May make your eyes water though!!!!
Bod is only his stand in....

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