Open Bar.

[Ermintrude]

I'm soo tempted to bin this bagel and go for a monster kebab

 

[Dotty]

I just found a packet of hotdogs in the fridge. They're gone now. And I'm attacking the Glenlivet...

 

[Ray Stafford]

Please clarify Ray, what exactly were/are you paying for?

Here we go Leo - a complete answer to your question, with photos for clarity.

If all you see is puppies and kittens, it means that your computer has been downloading too much p o r n and has overloaded the net-nanny.

 

[Dotty]

Shish kebab with cheesy chips. You cannot beat it

The thought of cheesy chips turns me..

 

[Ermintrude]

The stupid thing is I went shopping four days ago and spent £140 as she's to preggers to move, and fridge still is poop!

 

[Dotty]

The worst part of living over here is I can't get a decent kebab. They don't understand them. I could murder a kofte.

 

[Ermintrude]

Actually a generic supermarket pasty nuked till it's soggy with a knife fork and good splodge of HP or daddies

 

[Dotty]

The stupid thing is I went shopping four days ago and spent £140 as she's to preggers to move, and fridge still is poop!

So, in a nutshell, everything's your own fault.....

 

[Ray Stafford]

So, in a nutshell, everything's your own fault.....

Apart from his missus being preggers, obviously.

 

[Leo21]

The thought of cheesy chips turns me on

Oooh John.

 

[Ermintrude]

Apart from his missus being preggers, obviously.

Lad next door owned up last week . Rest of you are off the hook

 

[Ray Stafford]

Lad next door owned up last week . Rest of you are off the hook

Phew. The kittens and puppies camouflage worked...

 

[Dotty]

Lad next door owned up last week . Rest of you are off the hook

I knew I was in the clear after the two house bricks and a bit of string incident.....

 

[Rickster123]

I knew I was in the clear after the two house bricks and a bit of string incident.....

House bricks? Who you kidding! Lego blocks!

 

[mutley racers]

Actually a generic supermarket pasty nuked till it's soggy with a knife fork and good splodge of HP or daddies

That's just.wrong. No pasty should be soggy. It should be crunchy with potatoes and swede and carrots and lots and lots of black pepper and Her Majesties sauce

 

[Dotty]

House bricks? Who you kidding! Lego blocks!

Yeah ok Lego bricks. 2 bit Lego bricks.

You gobby shyte........

 

[Dotty]

That's just.wrong. No pasty should be soggy. It should be crunchy with potatoes and swede and carrots and lots and lots of black pepper and Her Majesties sauce

By all accounts it should survive a drop down a pit shaft......

 

[Ermintrude]

Phew. The kittens and puppies camouflage worked...

She's been getting fecked by a merchant aswell? Thought I was the only one getting bent over by merchants.........

 

[Ermintrude]

By all accounts it should survive a drop down a pit shaft......

Cornish tin mines only 5cm deep so my tesco dogger will be fine

 

[Ray Stafford]

She's been getting fecked by a merchant aswell? Thought I was the only one getting bent over by merchants.........

Yeah. You all think that.

How we laugh at the merchants convention.

 

[Ermintrude]

Some music as the radio is off

http://m.wimp.com/unexpectedsound/

 

[Dotty]

Yeah. You all think that.

How we laugh at the merchants convention.

So there IS someone who explains jokes to you lot!

 

[Ray Stafford]

So there IS someone who explains jokes to you lot!

No. No there isn't.

All our jokes are at your expense. You wouldn't understand. It's cute that you think you would, really it is.

But no.

LOL