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Ermintrude
I'm soo tempted to bin this bagel and go for a monster kebab
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Dotty
I just found a packet of hotdogs in the fridge. They're gone now. And I'm attacking the Glenlivet...
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Ray Stafford
Here we go Leo - a complete answer to your question, with photos for clarity.
If all you see is puppies and kittens, it means that your computer has been downloading too much p o r n and has overloaded the net-nanny.
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Dotty
The thought of cheesy chips turns me..
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Ermintrude
The stupid thing is I went shopping four days ago and spent £140 as she's to preggers to move, and fridge still is poop!
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Dotty
The worst part of living over here is I can't get a decent kebab. They don't understand them. I could murder a kofte.
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Ermintrude
Actually a generic supermarket pasty nuked till it's soggy with a knife fork and good splodge of HP or daddies
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Dotty
So, in a nutshell, everything's your own fault.....
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Ray Stafford
Oooh John.
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Ermintrude
Lad next door owned up last week . Rest of you are off the hook
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Ray Stafford
Phew. The kittens and puppies camouflage worked...
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Dotty
I knew I was in the clear after the two house bricks and a bit of string incident.....
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Rickster123
House bricks? Who you kidding! Lego blocks!
That's just.wrong. No pasty should be soggy. It should be crunchy with potatoes and swede and carrots and lots and lots of black pepper and Her Majesties sauce
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Dotty
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Dotty
By all accounts it should survive a drop down a pit shaft......
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Ermintrude
She's been getting fecked by a merchant aswell? Thought I was the only one getting bent over by merchants.........
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Ermintrude
Cornish tin mines only 5cm deep so my tesco dogger will be fine
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Dotty
So there IS someone who explains jokes to you lot!
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Ray Stafford
No. No there isn't.
All our jokes are at your expense. You wouldn't understand. It's cute that you think you would, really it is.
But no.
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