Secret Santa sticky

[TomLane]

I say we all change our profile pictures or whatever you call it to a picture of our SS pressies!!

 

[Barry98]

Who sent mine ?

 

[TomLane]

Who sent mine ?

Not me M'lud!!

 

[julesverne]

i laughed out loud when i opened it.

 

[julesverne]

Who sent mine ?

go on then ha ha

 

[julesverne]

Who sent mine ?

its a sectret i could tell you but then i would have to kill you

 

[Barry98]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

Which part of "secret Santa" was giving you the difficulty? Ahhh. The "secret" part huh?

 

[julesverne]

have you opened it Lee?

 

[Barry98]

Shut up remmirg

 

[TomLane]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

Funnily enough, I think mine did too!

They put part of their name on my address!

 

[Barry98]

have you opened it Lee?

In boozer leaving in 5 will do when I get in

 

[Ray Stafford]

Shut up remmirg

Is this some strange northern dialect word of which we southerners know nothing?

In boozer

Or perhaps this explains random keyboard stabbing?

 

[Barry98]

Grimmer backwards

 

[Ermintrude]

I would have , if involved sent a black box with no markings on it or indications of the sender

 

[Barry98]

shot gun cartridge knife , very have thank you to the sender

 

[Barry98]

T shirt I sent to lame with a bit of writing on front and back

 

[PlumbersMate]

Think there should be a prize for best gift, say a free Williams Hat

 

[Barry98]

Already got one thanks

 

[kay-jay]

Think there should be a prize for best gift, say a free Williams Hat

It gave me a rash. More appropriate as a booby prize for the sender of the naffest gift. Voted for by other secret santas.....

Sorry ray

 

[lame plumber]

T shirt I sent to lame with a bit of writing on front and back

I was supposed to send this, ruined Xmas for me now

 

[lame plumber]

Lol married to long for that now mate lol

doh was hoping for pictures of you and her enjoying my present in the bath

 

[Barry98]

We want a pic of you wearing it

 

[Gray0689]

doh was hoping for pictures of you and her enjoying my present in the bath

Tell truth you just wanted me to play with your toys lmao

 

[Ray Stafford]

It gave me a rash. More appropriate as a booby prize for the sender of the naffest gift. Voted for by other secret santas.....

Sorry ray

Funny you should mention it Kev. I got this letter of complaint earlier from the hat.

"Dear Ray

I am writing to express in the strongest possible terms my dissatisfaction with my latest position.

I understand that, as an item of promotional merchandise, I may from time to time be required to undertake some unsettling, nay even unsanitary, duties. However, this mission goes way beyond what can be expected, even from the most company-minded promotional apparel.

To start with, my new owner is a <shudder> northerner. Now, I consider myself to be a hat-of-the-world, and some of my best friends come from the midlands (although obviously I wouldn't want my scarf to marry one!). But a northerner? It really is too much. At first, he used me as a bag to gather turnips and potatoes in. Later he did work out that I was meant to be worn, but he experimented with several unmentionable <shudder again> body parts before settling on the head. Along the way, I picked up a bad dose of the crabs and a rather nasty genital rash. Just to pay him back, I have transferred the latter to his head! Serve him right, the nasty little whippet fancier!

However, enough is enough. I request an immediate recall. If returned to HQ, I would even be prepared to take in promotional duties with the six-toed retards in Devon - just please don't send me up north again.

Yours in hope.

The Hat.

PS - you should see what he did to my friend the Mug"