Secret Santa sticky

[Kyle87]

Jesus you try to make a man out of someone and they throw your efforts in the bin!!

 

[lame plumber]

would it be churlish to say pictures!!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

would it be churlish to say pictures!!

of said **** mag? no WE WANT PICS

 

[Ray Stafford]

Jesus you try to make a man out of someone and they throw your efforts in the bin!!

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

 

[Resolute]

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

It's later so you can tell the story now!

 

[helpsy]

Santa wasn't it?

Well they say he only ***s once a year.....looks like his sack was well and truly full!

 

[Keefy]

Well they say he only ***s once a year.....looks like his sack was well and truly full!

Santa stopped me to shake my hand and say Happy Xmas today at Whiston Hospital. Creeped me out if I'm honest. Wasn't the real Santa, I know that because he's not even real. Is he?

 

[lame plumber]

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

Our ships doctor was chatting one night about one of the crew with a dose of clap. Doc asked why he didnt use a condom at the hook shop, and said sailer who must be related to gasmans inlaw replied that he and his mate shared a hooker and he was second to go, but only had the one condom and being he didnt want to come into contact with his mates offerings reversed the condom inside out before using it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tamz]

Wasn't the real Santa, I know that because he's not even real. Is he?

So your parents were proven liers?
I suppose they also told you about the tooth fairy and kissing girls made your teeth fall out and having a ham shank made hair grow on the palms of your hands?

All this will soon come to you too :lol:

 

[Keefy]

So your parents were proven liers?
I suppose they also told you about the tooth fairy and kissing girls made your teeth fall out and having a ham shank made hair grow on the palms of your hands?

All this will soon come to you too :lol:

I still won't swallow chewing gum in case it wraps around my heart.

 

[zeebeedee]

So has everyone now recived and opened them

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

mines now arrived

 

[PlumbBobBob]

still not opened mine yet

 

[Barry98]

still not opened mine yet

Yeah ok wink wink

 

[PlumbBobBob]

no really, i know who it is from though. because they wrote on it.

 

[Ermintrude]

Mine has been delivered but not received !

 

[julesverne]

mines now arrived

Phew that was a close one !!!

 

[julesverne]

unless im mistaken i think everybodys has arrived

 

[helpsy]

Not opened mine yet.

 

[Resolute]

Mines still sat under the tree!

 

[TomLane]

Not sure if mine has received theirs yet?!

Unless you've heard differently Julie?

 

[julesverne]

Unless you've heard differently Julie?

note to one oneself put Tom on the Secret Shiiiiiter list for next year

 

[julesverne]

i'll check later im off to get a chinese for tea

 

[TomLane]

note to one oneself put Tom on the Secret Shiiiiiter list for next year

You mean I wasn't already on that list anyway with the present I got?!?! ;-)

 

[kay-jay]

Open mine tomoz. Only present I have.