Secret Santa sticky

[jefaz]

Anyone know the easiest way to wrap a banana shaped item? It's for something completely unrelated obviously, because I'm not in this Secret Santa thing.

I was thinking the same,on a total unrelated subject I was wondering the best way to wrap a bottle shaped item so it doesn't get damaged in transit. Just useful info in case I ever felt compelled to send a bottle of some sort to another member of the community!?

 

[kirkgas]

And in this note dya think the subject (if I had one!!??) would mind £9.99 worth of end fees out the back of my van?

I wouldn't, if I was in it, I've more spare fittings than any of you, now there's an idea for m............

 

[Kev the gas]

I am even more confused than ever, so If I was in, would the person sending me a pressie be the same person I am sending a pressie :29:

If so can I save myself a £10 and buy some beer ??

 

[Dotty]

Possibly cos I have previously posted that I was looking at the person I was drawn against house on google earth?

Glad I'm not the only one who does that! Or maybe not!

 

[julesverne]

Nope evrybody has different names drawn out of a morrisons carrier bag by my delightful assistant the missus

 

[helpsy]

Wish Supperplumb was in it and I got picked for his gift. A tenner of PTFE tape.....should be good for a days work !

 

[Ray Stafford]

Had a call today from my mate Pete.

"Hey Ray, I have picked up a contract to clear out a warehouse from a firm thats gone bust, you can have racking if your blokes can get it stripped down this week".

Sounds interesting, so I nip round there with Pete to have a look. Its a "99p shop" supplier thats gone bust.

Obvioulsy all the good stock was sold for cash before they went.

Then the receiver has been in and taken anything else that might have value.

All thats left is the real tat, that no one wants, not even the 99p shop people.

I thought...







... SECRET SANTA!

If I I were in it. WHich I may or may not be.

 

[Kev the gas]

I have completed my Secret Santa shopping already.

Cant really see why the wife gets so worked up !

I mean she has to buy for our 4 kids, our parents, me and herself!

I had to buy a present for a fat balding bloke who talks to strange blokes on tilers forums !!!:smoking:

 

[Ermintrude]

If I was involved, and I sent u a box of bits and you didn't like them, theoretically u could send them back as now I think I want what I imagine I would had of sent if I was involved

 

[lame plumber]

I bought a battery operated toy today, how much is postaage to Ireland, probably wont arrive anyhow as google earth couldnt find the address , not that its for you lot but for someone of a young mental age

 

[julesverne]

the stuff i ordered arrived today.

 

[Ermintrude]

I bought a battery operated toy today, how much is postaage to Ireland, probably wont arrive anyhow as google earth couldnt find the address , not that its for you lot but for someone of a young mental age

Who said he had a young mental age? Thought he was a mod?

 

[PlumbBobBob]

there's more than one from ireland

 

[kay-jay]

there's more than one from ireland

The irish based lads in secret santa will be getting empty boxes me thinks.

I sent croppie a beer and it cost a staggering 5.68 first class.

Eff that I said send it second class. Robbing barstewards asked fir 5.24

Sent it first after all.

 

[Barry98]

Mines bought wrapped and gone in post yesterday , so all is sorted

 

[Gray0689]

The irish based lads in secret santa will be getting empty boxes me thinks.

I sent croppie a beer and it cost a staggering 5.68 first class.

Eff that I said send it second class. Robbing barstewards asked fir 5.24

Sent it first after all.

But where not tight lol

 

[Barry98]

Jules have you googled blue waffle yet ?

 

[jefaz]

Jules have you googled blue waffle yet ?

No don't!!! Ever!!

 

[Barry98]

No don't!!! Ever!!

That mean you have ?

 

[jefaz]

Long time ago....my brain can't forget what it's seen.

 

[Barry98]

We declined but suggested nat the rep did later , wonder if she did won't be getting my freebies if she did I bet then

 

[jefaz]

I very much donut the suggestion will be appreciated.

 

[julesverne]

i haven't but now im scared too

Natalie what an arse she has :tounge_smile:

 

[julesverne]

urghhhh

i just did it

 

[Barry98]

You plonker Rodney