Secret Santa sticky

[jefaz]

Nor have I! I can feel a sulk coming on. This is just like school all over again!

Me too!! It was the only thing I was excited about Christmas for. So whoever you are do you really want to spoil my Christmas which will lead me to drink heavily and eventually become an alcoholic. Then get sacked from my job,rendering me unable to pay my mortgage and end up repossessed and leave me and the little ones out on the street or worse the inlaws???
Just think about it!! You do not want blood on your hands!

 

[Rickster123]

Me too!! It was the only thing I was excited about Christmas for. So whoever you are do you really want to spoil my Christmas which will lead me to drink heavily and eventually become an alcoholic. Then get sacked from my job,rendering me unable to pay my mortgage and end up repossessed and leave me and the little ones out on the street or worse the inlaws???
Just think about it!! You do not want blood on your hands!

Ok ok I'll do it tomorrow..

 

[Rickster123]

Or will I?! ...

 

[Dotty]

Nor have I! I can feel a sulk coming on. This is just like school all over again!

And all of a sudden it all becomes clear!

You were Mr Last-to-get-picked weren't you!

 

[Rickster123]

And all of a sudden it all becomes clear!

You were Mr Last-to-get-picked weren't you!

No! I was second to last. There was a fat kid with one leg...

 

[Dotty]

No! I was second to last. There was a fat kid with one leg...

Who was left after you and him then?

 

[Rickster123]

Who was left after you and him then?

I was a substitute with potential! Bugger off!

 

[Dotty]

I was a substitute with potential! Bugger off!

Fibber! You were a substitute for a door stop.

Or were you the kit boy? Had to keep putting the school jumper goal posts back?

 

[SimonG]

Fibber! You were a substitute for a door stop.

Or were you the kit boy? Had to keep putting the school jumper goal posts back?

No he played same position as me. Left back. Left back on the bench

 

[Rickster123]

Fibber! You were a substitute for a door stop.

Or were you the kit boy? Had to keep putting the school jumper goal posts back?

Anyway the point being I'm still waiting!

 

[Rickster123]

No he played same position as me. Left back. Left back on the bench

But look at us now Simon! On a plumbing forum reading a secret Santa thread! We showed them!

 

[Dotty]

Anyway the point being I'm still waiting!

Was that a 'you win Croppie, I give up'?

It was wasn't it? Let's face it, you were on the ropes all through that little exchange

 

[Rickster123]

Was that a 'you win Croppie, I give up'?

It was wasn't it? Let's face it, you were on the ropes all through that little exchange

a small victory for a small small tiny weenie small man!

 

[zeebeedee]

Shall we open when everyone has confirmed them as recived!

 

[Killy Bing]

Mine isnt here.....

 

[Dotty]

a small victory for a small small tiny weenie small man!

:ciappa:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink...

 

[Dotty]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink...

Saving that one for a rainy day!

 

[Rickster123]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink...

Who rattled your cage?! I knew letting a merchant in the arms was a mistake!

 

[jefaz]

I think I know who mine is

 

[Ray Stafford]

Who rattled your cage?! I knew letting a merchant in the arms was a mistake!

Yep, probably was. Fatal.

But until Auntie's sink is sorted, you have a weakness. And merchants are specially trained to hone in on weaknesses...

 

[julesverne]

i havent received mine yet either .

im also astounded at how many of you have left it till the last minute. says me who posted his tuesday

 

[Dotty]

I think I know who mine is

I asked Mrs Croppie if she could give me clue who mine is. She stared at me then spat tea out her nose again.

I have a feeling there could be a culling christmas day!

 

[zeebeedee]

I was devastated mine requested a non rude item, I'd already picked out a giant black *****

 

[Killy Bing]

I was devastated mine requested a non rude item, I'd already picked out a giant black *****

Did you accidentally order two zeb