Secret Santa sticky

[Ray Stafford]

im a plumber I don't suffer with guilt!

Clearly not - if the time you have left your poor auntie without a kitchen sink is anything to go by.

The poor woman is having to peel her spuds in the bath, while you gallivant around drinking distinctly dodgy cocktails.

 

[Rickster123]

Clearly not - if the time you have left your poor auntie without a kitchen sink is anything to go by.

The poor woman is having to peel her spuds in the bath, while you gallivant around drinking distinctly dodgy cocktails.

I left her a bucket I'm not completely heartless. I had arranged a day to fit it but sadly I was let down by suppliers...

 

[Ray Stafford]

I left her a bucket I'm not completely heartless. I had arranged a day to fit it but sadly I was let down by suppliers...

Borrocks. That was weeks ago. You have spent enough time on this forum since we delivered it to fit a hundred sinks. Well, at the rate you work, at least 2 sinks.

 

[TomLane]

Mines arrived!

It's funny quickly you can go off somebody.........

 

[julesverne]

i think mine may have arrived today. but no one was in so they left a card. will pickit up tomorrow fingers crossed.

 

[zeebeedee]

No one loves me! Is it the ipad? :big cry:

 

[lame plumber]

you wrap presents !

 

[Kev the gas]

im a plumber I suffer with GOUT !

Sorted for ya :waving:

 

[jefaz]

I believe it may be here!!??

 

[Toxic Ted]

mines come bit small best be one if those best thins come in small packages type things

Wrigleys?

 

[Keefy]

Came yesterday.



Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

 

[Toxic Ted]

If i was in it, mine might have arrived today.......but then it might be a cash Christmas bonus from HMRC.

 

[Keefy]

If i was in it, mine might have arrived today.......but then it might be a cash Christmas bonus from HMRC.
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If that's cash then I sent it by mistake.

 

[Dotty]

Came yesterday.

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Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

Anal intruder?

 

[lame plumber]

Anal intruder?

so thats why Mrs C has the giggles, she found a strap on in your parcel

 

[jefaz]

Just thought I'd share this cos I think it's funny.

 

[Keefy]

If it's an Anal intruder can I have it?

Why yes Croppie, yes, yes you can.

 

[zeebeedee]

Came yesterday.

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Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

Thats defo a massive black *****

 

[PlumbBobBob]

either that or a house brick

 

[Ermintrude]

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I believe it may be here!!??

Neil there is a transit outside the house and they appear to be emptying your van as we speak!

 

[Dotty]

Thats defo a massive black *****

KEEFY!


Fink I know who your secret santa is mate!

 

[Ermintrude]

It's not arrived yet and I'm feeling in loved!

 

[zeebeedee]

It's not arrived yet and I'm feeling in frisky! I want my massive black *****

In time young cow. In time

 

[Ermintrude]

Think it's just arrived zeb

 

[zeebeedee]

Think it's just arrived zeb

Wash your hands first there filthy