SteveWannadogas

[rpm]

Erm.... no

What you mean Kate`s had a change of heart, can I have her phone number? :reddevil:

 

[Riley]

Can you cook?

 

[rpm]

Can you cook?

Yes, although it can sometimes be ***** n Ping.

 

[Riley]

Match made in heaven

 

[Dotty]

That's you off the wedding invitation list then!

Kate said she'd still have me.........

 

[Riley]

Adam. UKPF stag do!!!!

 

[Rickster123]

No there's been no change of heart! The wedding will be highly sophisticated. There won't be ale, jellied eels or pie and mash. So that rules most of you out!
I was going to see if Ray would sponsor the event. Have sponsored by Williams on the back of her dress. And all drink champers out of Williams mugs.

 

[Rickster123]

Kate said she'd still have me.........

Only in my nightmares!

 

[rpm]

Adam. UKPF stag do!!!!

It would have to be 2 months before the day to give him time to recover, don`t want him stumbling down the aisle.

 

[Rickster123]

It would have to be 2 months before the day to give him time to recover, don`t want him stumbling down the aisle.

I was just gonna go fishing to be honest...

 

[Riley]

I've always fancied a team fishing event

 

[rpm]

I've always fancied a team fishing event

On that note I`ll leave you two to it.

 

[Rickster123]

I've always fancied a team fishing event

Can we do that via Skype? I'm not one for crowds...

 

[Riley]

On that note I`ll leave you two to it.

Sounds a lot more rapey than it was intended

 

[Riley]

Can we do that via Skype? I'm not one for crowds...

You used to be fun

 

[ShaunCorbs]

That sounds like a good idea I'll bring my bar of soap

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I'm sorry but he's stupid and should re train as a sparky

 

[Riley]

Who do you call for a leak. Seriously????

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Who do you call for a leak. Seriously????

That's what got me I'm laughing here

 

[Riley]

I'm beginning to think he's just a wind up Merchant he doesn't bite

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I'm beginning to think he's just a wind up Merchant he doesn't bite

Soon find out

 

[joni os]

I'm beginning to think he's just a wind up Merchant he doesn't bite

Agreed : The £20 or £500, "can't remember" for Gas Safe did it for me.

 

[Masood]

I think he's a grade-A plonker. I don't believe he's done any real plumbing. I'm not sure I believe he's done gas training.

Do you remember when one day supperplumb was boasting about doing a full heating system with his mate, then next day showing off some really basic stuff and being all proud...

This guy reminds me of that. Knows naff all but can't help chipping in with what he thinks sounds like wise advice...

And I still don't get why he would call the fire brigade out. They wouldn't repair a valve for a plumber who messed up, would they?!

 

[Riley]

Guys a mug. I want Adam to ban him

 

[Riley]

And I still don't get why he would call the fire brigade out. They wouldn't repair a valve for a plumber who messed up, would they?!

Maybe it's a little known trick??? I might try it :wink: