The UKPF once a year ANYTHING GOES thread!!!!!!!

[PlumbBobBob]

Hang on, just writing these down.

1. Grovel to REDSAW
2. Clear Croppie's tab
3. ?

3. buy a round

 

[Guest123]

Hang on, just writing these down.

1. Grovel to REDSAW
2. Clear Croppie's tab
3. Send a large cheque to Bod and System3

As above, especially number 3

 

[dancinplumba]

This is providing the world doesn't end in which case you should know now , most of you and this is equal . I ........ Never mind

if it does end can i have me lottery money back ?

 

[zzzjim]

If it's the end of the World ... MUST be true !

 

[Barry98]

There will be a few rules posted in the thread prior to it been opened up READ before posting

 

[dancinplumba]

but villa-toms lost his glasses

 

[Guest123]

if it does end can i have me lottery money back ?

Nope, me and Bod have already spent it......oops too much info.

 

[Guest123]

but villa-toms lost his asses

So have I.

 

[zeebeedee]

There will be a few rules posted in the thread prior to it been opened up READ before posting

Rules?!? Moving the goalposts already ;-)

 

[Barry98]

Wind it in before we start or it won't start at all , play nice

 

[Guest123]

Rules?!? Moving the goalposts already ;-)

Nah, just a few no go areas like paedos and the like. We're not modding AT ALL that night escept for these few no go areas which will be basically common sense.

 

[dancinplumba]

i want to adopt zeb and make him a honorary yorkshireman, what do you say bod ? just for the nite ?

 

[Resolute]

Reckon this thread should be closed quick! I'm on the beer on Sat so providing I don't fall asleep on the sofa before opening time that thread could get rather interesting (bit like trolling the sparks forum)!

 

[Barry98]

i want to adopt zeb and make him a honorary yorkshireman, what do you say bod ? just for the nite ?

Only if he can sing the anthem

 

[Guest123]

Go forth and multiply my children, Go tell it on the Mountains.

You lot go on a mission and get everyone you can there on Saturday night in the Arms at 9pm! OKIES.

 

[Barry98]

Later ladies am ofskie

 

[dancinplumba]

ok, think i will go and make my tea then, having asda boil in the bag beef stuffed YORKSHIRE PUDDING

 

[dancinplumba]

Only if he can sing the anthem

well he did for me bod

 

[Guest123]

Offski as well,the few no go areas will be posted up tomorrow night. Looking forward to the big night, get your beer in!

 

[REDSAW]

i may be late, i am having me hAIR DONE X

 

[villa_tom]

but villa-toms lost his glasses

I did a while back whilst I was drunk. Nearly hooked up with some rotten bird. Fortunately I found them and realised my mistake. She's married to some mug in barlick now, he's a plumber or something like that ;-)

 

[zeebeedee]

Only if he can sing the anthem

This one

Where have you been since I last saw you, last saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
Where have you been since I last saw you, last saw you?
Where have you been since I last saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
You have been courting Mary Jane
You are bound to catch your death of cold
Then we will have to bury you
Then the worms will come and eat you up
Then the ducks will come and eat up the worms
Then we will go and eat up the ducks
Then we will have eaten you
That's where we get our own back

 

[zeebeedee]

i want to adopt zeb and make him a honorary yorkshireman, what do you say bod ? just for the nite ?

I do love Yorkshire, spent a lot of weekends camping there as a kid even in knights stainforth, malham or gordale scar! Stunning part of the world.

 

[dancinplumba]

I did a while back whilst I was drunk. Nearly hooked up with some rotten bird. Fortunately I found them and realised my mistake. She's married to some mug in barlick now, he's a plumber or something like that ;-)

?? am sure i felt a claw scrape my skin. meow 🙂)

 

[dancinplumba]

I do love Yorkshire, spent a lot of weekends camping there as a kid even in knights stainforth, malham or gordale scar! Stunning part of the world.

lies !!! you said the same thing about scotland when sys was flirting with you 🙂)