The Yorkshire thread

TFJ find something clean to post up from that great Yorkshire comedian Charlie Williams please...you know how I'm no good at this technology lol....regards Turnpin🙂
 
7. ient gorrit: I have not got it.
8. azee giniter: Have you made love to that lady?
9. gizitus mester: Please, give that to me.

My favourite is:

Wi fooking fooked the fooking fookers!

which means "The football team I support won the match."
 
Was it one of you Yorkshire kin that wrote in a thread about a
'Strap on Thermostat' for temperature of flow and return pipes to a cylinder.

It must have been....strap on's are all the go in Yorkshire!!!!

The rest of us call them - 'Clamp on Thermostats'
 
Was it one of you Yorkshire kin that wrote in a thread about a
'Strap on Thermostat' for temperature of flow and return pipes to a cylinder.

It must have been....strap on's are all the go in Yorkshire!!!!

The rest of us call them - 'Clamp on Thermostats'

Ahh! Typical Aussie. No idea of the difference 'tween a clamp & a strap 🙁

Purely as an example of the Queen's English I propose the following example: She clamped me between 'er fiis when 'er strap raan mi b011ocks broke ... 🙄😱😀
 
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Elpins !!! Lol
 
A Yorkshire farmers see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!
 
Ahh! Typical Aussie. No idea of the difference 'tween a clamp & a strap 🙁

Purely as an example of the Queen's English I propose the following example: She clamped me between 'er fiis when 'er strap raan mi b011ocks broke . 🙄😱😀

Queens English - pmsl
Even I can understand Queen English and that ain't fooking it.
 
Bloke wakes up wi' a sore arse and goes t'chemist...

Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?"
Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"
 
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