The Yorkshire thread

[Welder]

Barnsley man goes to the vet:
Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?"
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Man: "Naa, it's int' basket!"

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]

 

[Darren Jackson]

A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."

 

[Darren Jackson]

TFJ find something clean to post up from that great Yorkshire comedian Charlie Williams please...you know how I'm no good at this technology lol....regards Turnpin

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]

This is 101% true

 

[oz-plumber]

There's a place in Australia called ' Yorky's Nob '

Just wondering where the name came from?

 

[townfanjon]

I am going over the border tomorrow night , I think I had better watch it posting stuff about Lancs lol

 

[Darren Jackson]

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This is 101% true

How duz tha mean 'was the answer to'? tis still innit

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]

 

[OffshoreGas]

 

[Darren Jackson]

Sorry mate but ShuanCorbs beat you to it in his #7 post.
Still proper funny though mate.

 

[Riley]

Ah you northerners

 

[townfanjon]

 

[OffshoreGas]

 

[townfanjon]

Quality , seen it loads of times but never get tired of watching it

 

[townfanjon]

Got to be my favourite

 

[Darren Jackson]

 

[Darren Jackson]

 

[Darren Jackson]

Yorkshire Optician Eyetest Chart

 

[townfanjon]

Nowt t’do wi Yorkshire, but it makes me laugh

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]