Turtle Head

[Mike Jackson]

I've got one and can't be arsed to move. I think I'll wait until it's touching cloth and hope I can make it up the stairs in time. Must remember not to fart in the meantime.

 

[Ray Stafford]

WAAAAAYYYYY too much information Mike.

 

[nicro3]

Nice to hear your living on the edge.

 

[Mike Jackson]

I think the time has come to waddle upstairs and unload.

 

[hammers4spanner]

shart

 

[Kyle87]

Dropping the kids off at the pool can be the best part of my day sometimes. Also a good chance to check up on the forum.

 

[Rickster123]

My day is now complete mike thank you very much! I'm more of a morning person myself!

 

[TomLane]

 

[lbp plg & htg]

Surely thats for the fitst customer of the day?

 

[lbp plg & htg]

Surely thats for the fitst customer of the day?

First even?

 

[clarky101]

A turtle head.....all I get is that it looks like a flock o starlings has flown over my bog...

 

[Mike Jackson]

The kids have been dropped off and I can now relax and fart to my hearts delight knowing that the next few hours will be free of any unforeseen side effects.

 

[Dotty]

Occasionally, just occasionally I read a thread.

Then I go stare at a wall while begging the bad man to make it stop.......

 

[SimonG]

I saw the thread title and wondered was it really about the first thing that popped into my head.




Funny, it was.

 

[villa_tom]

This is the most disgusting thread I've ever read :-(

you are filthy man mike Jackson, a filthy filthy man :-/

atleast you never took your camera in with you though

 

[dancinplumba]

This is the most disgusting thread I've ever read :-(

you are filthy man mike Jackson, a filthy filthy man :-/

atleast you never took your camera in with you though

he did, and he's going to pm them to you

 

[villa_tom]

he did, and he's going to pm them to you

Im sure theres some sort of website I could sell them too

 

[villa_tom]

Im sure theres some sort of website I could sell them too

Actually do you want them for you website??

your works a bag of ****, so I've heard

 

[Ray Stafford]

Im sure theres some sort of website I could sell them too

Just make sure you clear your google search cache. Try explaining that one to the other half...

 

[Dotty]

Im sure theres some sort of website I could sell them too

Why would I not be surprised if you've looked them up already?

 

[dancinplumba]

Actually do you want them for you website??

your works a bag of ****, so I've heard

who told you ??

 

[villa_tom]

Just make sure you clear your google search cache. Try explaining that one to the other half...

She buggered off last year after 7 years :-( so my google search history would probably make your eyes water

 

[villa_tom]

Why would I not be surprised if you've looked them up already?

I have

but don't tell anyone....

 

[villa_tom]

who told you ??

Saw you on that rogue traders programme

 

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