Turtle Head

[Guest123]

As a apprentice, I once done a dump in a bucket in an attic.

Pity no one told me it was the brickies tool bucket.

 

[Rickster123]

Not a chance, I've got no bulk head in the van anymore. People would see everything.

Not in this cold weather they won't!

 

[SimonG]

Not in this cold weather they won't!

Aye the steam off of it would sharp mist up the windows.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Can you imagine the look on my buyers face tomorrow, when I ask him to find a source for the hot new stock line - the "in-van potty"

Comes in two models

Basic builders bucket
Potty-plus with sealable lid

And don't forget the accessories - the bulkhead modesty curtain, just for villa_tom

 

[Rickster123]

Can you imagine the look on my buyers face tomorrow, when I ask him to find a source for the hot new stock line - the "in-van potty"

Comes in two models

Basic builders bucket
Potty-plus with sealable lid

And don't forget the accessories - the bulkhead modesty curtain, just for villa_tom

I can feel another freebie coming on ray! I'll pm you first!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

i can feel another freebie coming on ray! I'll pm you first!!

pmsl.

 

[CES]

As a apprentice, I once done a dump in a bucket in an attic.

Pity no one told me it was the brickies tool bucket.

Often wondered why brickies always used to shout for "More muck" when they were laying bricks.. The things you learn eh?..

 

[Mike Jackson]

I'm thinking about getting one of these fr the back of the land rover.

Folding Festival Disposable Compact Lightweight Toilet

 

[plum ber]

A quality website you understand.....a place to show the world what you created.....some people out there must eat these horsemeat burgers then post the images on www.ratemypoo.com as there's some dodgy Ahem on there!!!

 

[villa_tom]

A quality website you understand.....a place to show the world what you created.....some people out there must eat these horsemeat burgers then post the images on www.ratemypoo.com as there's some dodgy Ahem on there!!!

Youve actually looked through them? I clicked the link, saw the first picture and closed it down. It's rank man, you've got a stronger stomach than me if you can trawl through pages of poo :-/

 

[Kyle87]

I remember that site from years back. Have they still got the pic with the McDonald's flag stuck in the turd

 

[kay-jay]

Think yourself lucky you aren't German vt! There bogs have a shelf which catches the turd then they poke it with a stick for a couple if mins before flushing. They eat a diet with a high cured pork volume so they are checking for worms...

 

[villa_tom]

Think yourself lucky you aren't German vt! There bogs have a shelf which catches the turd then they poke it with a stick for a couple if mins before flushing. They eat a diet with a high cured pork volume so they are checking for worms...

A tiny piece of me just died reading that :-{

 

[on31ll]

Loves it lads ! Great read ! I remember one time playing rugby a father and son played for us ! When the dad was up in the morning he walked into the sons room he seen the knickers of some girl his lad had been shagging night before and hid the girls knickers in his sons kit bag ! So when we where in the changing rooms all having a laugh he tells the story and whips out these knicker out of his lads kitbag ! Then sombody shouts "SKIDMARKS" well we where crying with laughter but at the same time sombody farted and it smelt like sombody had been dead for 3 weeks ! And his dad calmy says sorry lads i must of knocked the skin off the skidmarks !

always stuck with me that !

 

[plum ber]

Youve actually looked through them? I clicked the link, saw the first picture and closed it down. It's rank man, you've got a stronger stomach than me if you can trawl through pages of poo :-/

Ah you're too soft WE deal with Poo!!!

and in other news guess who's off to see Villa on tues??? Front row in the Trinity stand Bo Yah!!!

 

[plum ber]

Can you imagine the look on my buyers face tomorrow, when I ask him to find a source for the hot new stock line - the "in-van potty"

Comes in two models

Basic builders bucket
Potty-plus with sealable lid

And don't forget the accessories - the bulkhead modesty curtain, just for villa_tom

Will this be available to HGV Drivers also??? Anyone who's truly driven knows the issues!?!?!?

 

[kay-jay]

Ah you're too soft WE deal with Poo!!!

and in other news guess who's off to see Villa on tues??? Front row in the Trinity stand Bo Yah!!!

Take your boots, you'll get a game

 

[villa_tom]

Take your boots, you'll get a game

I know, Bradford are a poor side

 

[migoplumber]

who is gonna be the first to post a pic of their own w.c. after turtle head. or are we pushing it there ?
i'd happily volunteer mine after the missus flock of sparrows has passed over.
cracking thread. good giggle

 

[villa_tom]

who is gonna be the first to post a pic of their own w.c. after turtle head. or are we pushing it there ?
i'd happily volunteer mine after the missus flock of sparrows has passed over.
cracking thread. good giggle

If some one posts a picture of that I'm deleting my account

 

[Dotty]

If some one posts a picture of that I'm deleting my account

Always a silver lining! :28:

 

[Rickster123]

If some one posts a picture of that I'm deleting my account

That legal and binding! I'm getting my Polaroid out as we speak!

 

[Dotty]

Feeling the love Tom, feeling the love.....

 

[dancinplumba]

If some one posts a picture of that I'm deleting my account

dont give me a reason to do it

 

[villa_tom]

dont give me a reason to do it

Post a picture of your work, I've heard that's ****