Turtle Head

[dancinplumba]

She buggered off last year after 7 years :-( so my google search history would probably make your eyes water

heart still hurting tom ? ***

 

[villa_tom]

heart still hurting tom ? ***

Nah man. I'm all good now. Hated it at the time, but I'm all ok now. Came as a complete shock to me, but it happens to people,e everyday of the week, I'm not the first and not the last.

Im happy being single to be honest, concentrating on getting my house which is more important to me than anything right now. I've had chances to have a girlfriend again, but couldn't really be bothered.

 

[villa_tom]

the scepter - rate my poo

try this!!!

go to your room!!!!!!!

 

[Rickster123]

The Scepter - Rate My Poo

try this!!!

Is this what you do in your shed?! And more to the point why the hell did I click that link?!

 

[villa_tom]

Is this what you do in your shed?! And more to the point why the hell did I click that link?!

This just made me laugh so hard I can't breathe.

 

[Guest123]

Heaven is trying to pee off the skitters in the pan in the morning that have been left from the night before.

A skillful artform indeed.

 

[CES]

I find that if you leave one nail long enough you can usually pick them off like a scab

 

[Rickster123]

I find that if you leave one nail long enough you can usually pick them off like a scab

I've just thrown up in my mouth!

 

[julesverne]

I find that if you leave one nail long enough you can usually pick them off like a scab

hope you dont chew that one by accident.

 

[Guest123]

One wee tip if your wife is making pizza....

Never leave your pedicure shavings on a plate next to the parmazan cheese.

 

[CES]

hope you dont chew that one by accident.

Thats where the flavour is...:wink_smile:

 

[Guest123]

hope you dont chew that one by accident.

Honestly, it just looks like pieces of beef in a pot noodle.

 

[Guest123]

Getting hungry now, off to get the kettle on and a spicy curry pot noodle sandwich.

 

[Phil]

I nearly shet myself on Monday, was miles from home and ABSOLUTLY bursting for a dump. I'd held it in all day but just couldn't any longer so I drove around for miles looking for toilet (why are there no public toilets anymore?) but nothing, eventually I found a Morrsions but couldn't find the toilets in there so I had to ask, they were in a right silly place, I raced in there and the single toilet was ocuppied by a wino who didn't flush the toilet and wee'd all over the floor. I had to go though and boy what a dump, the relief!

Now that's what you call too much information.

 

[SimonG]

That's why I always have a spare bucket and bin liners. Never caught short

 

[villa_tom]

That's why I always have a spare bucket and bin liners. Never caught short

My mate does this. Both of you deserve your vans taking off you.

 

[SimonG]

It got a bit gamey in the back of the doblo, haven't tried it in the Relay yet though

 

[Dotty]

I've had chances to have a girlfriend again, but couldn't really be bothered.

Like Gemma, the adult film star? Or her actual gay friend?

 

[villa_tom]

Like Gemma, the adult film star? Or her actual gay friend?

Youve got some long memory you

i probably wouldn't touch the sides on an adult film star

 

[Ray Stafford]

stop already!

Mike Jackson - look what you have started!

Shame on you man

 

[Dotty]

My mate does this. Both of you deserve your vans taking off you.

You mean you haven't?

 

[villa_tom]

Mike will be loving this tomorrow when he's back online. There's nearly 40 posts about going the loo. Written by fully grown men I may add

 

[Rickster123]

My mate does this. Both of you deserve your vans taking off you.

I find the trouble comes when you forget the bag is still in the van!

 

[dancinplumba]

Mike will be loving this tomorrow when he's back online. There's nearly 40 posts about going the loo. Written by fully grown men I may add

and you as well tom

 

[villa_tom]

You mean you haven't?

Not a chance, I've got no bulk head in the van anymore. People would see everything.