Who really gets on your wick?

[CES]

Better be quick John....you'll need a passport to visit the foreign gits before too long

Oi! We accept anyone into our fine land.. We even accept " foreign pound notes" which is more than I can say about darn sarf!...
anyway johns been in already so he'll get immunity (or is that sanctuary)???

 

[CES]

We need a big UKPF meet so i can give you all a big hug and kiss, share the love

For a minute I thought I'd logged into the wrong forum...

 

[PlumbersMate]

People who call there son neville neville

Have you ever seen Jason Manford explanation as to why he's called Neville Neville? It's brilliant. Would post a link if I knew how

[video=youtube;uPNIO9pScjw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPNIO9pScjw[/video]

 

[gavinwilson]

hurdy reminds me of superplumb for some reason

 

[SimonG]

Its an internet forum, you have to take people as they appear. I'll give anybody the benefit of the doubt............to start with

 

[lame plumber]

wetherspoons!! when they tell you not to come in wearing building work clothes in the morning as it isnt nice for other customers having their cheap breakfast and then in the evening they let in a double decker bus load hen party of absolute mingers in ***** pelmets and the first 10 through the door are over 20 stone, that really put me off my beer!!!!!!!!!!, especially the one who had to readjust whatever it was not covering her minge as it had been swallowed, well thats what most of the pub saw as she waddled in and bent down and fiddled around.

 

[Worcester]

B****y builders that can't keep to a schedule, (re-scheduled us 3 times with less than 8 hours notice) hires a 'heating engineer' that doesn't know what the current water regs, building regs or part L are and then changes the airing cupboard around 90° so no-one will ever be able to get to the controls, pump or valves, forgets to wire the immersion and hides the heating controls on the inside the airing cupboard where no-one can see to set up or adjust. - Guess what we won't be accepting any more jobs that he's on!

 

[Ermintrude]

I loves builders me

 

[Leo21]

wetherspoons!! when they tell you not to come in wearing building work clothes in the morning as it isnt nice for other customers having their cheap breakfast and then in the evening they let in a double decker bus load hen party of absolute mingers in ***** pelmets and the first 10 through the door are over 20 stone, that really put me off my beer!!!!!!!!!!, especially the one who had to readjust whatever it was not covering her minge as it had been swallowed, well thats what most of the pub saw as she waddled in and bent down and fiddled around.

Pass the me the mind bleach.

 

[Ermintrude]

Pass the me the mind bleach.

Strange how we see things. I fort it was well nice and actually need a tissue!

 

[fogarty]

We need a big UKPF meet so i can give you all a big hug and kiss, share the love

First the semi nude pic then the wanting to hug and kiss all the big burly plumbers. There are dating sites for that sort of thing.mg_smile::smilewinkgrin:

 

[lame plumber]

Strange how we see things. I fort it was well nice and actually need a tissue!

that makes me feel sicker than last night in the pub!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rocketmanbkk]

My wife

 

[TFGplumbing]

The EU

 

[hammers4spanner]

Some of the muppets on gef especially one

 

[Dotty]

Some of the muppets on gef especially one

Most of us are banned from there.

You in the GSR Tech Support Group?

 

[Rickster123]

Wats gef??

 

[hammers4spanner]

Yeah mate some real pullers on it

 

[Dotty]

Facebook Adam. Where all the cool cats hang out.......

 

[Whyme]

people who upload milf vids to the net only for you to find out its gilf.:ack2:.

 

[Dotty]

people who upload milf vids to the net only for you to find out its gilf.:ack2:.

Happens a lot does it?

 

[Rickster123]

A place where people waffle pointless cack on a daily basis?!

 

[Leo21]

A place where people waffle pointless cack on a daily basis?!

Glass houses, Adam, glass houses.

 

[Rickster123]

Glass houses, Adam, glass houses.

Haha u tit!:dita:

 

[IDCHAPPY]

The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock