Who really gets on your wick?

[Leo21]

Customers who tell me repeatedly that "it was ok this morning" or " I think it's just thermostat"

 

[PlumbersMate]

Customers who tell me repeatedly that "it was ok this morning" or " I think it's just thermostat"

Customers who try to move the cylinder you've just removed, after you repeatedly tell them don't worry I don't need a hand, and spill brown water on their carpet.....actually come to think of it it was hilarious

 

[Whyme]

customers who insist you call them mr/mrs surname but insist on using your first name. holyer than thou dicks.

 

[Leo21]

customers who insist you call them mr/mrs surname but insist on using your first name. holyer than thou dicks.

Thats just another excuse to bump the bill up where possible.

 

[Ermintrude]

I like ones who complain and then are made to look like a penas. Doing a warm air bloke was a joiner or some other low skill job...

He cottoned on to one of our newly qualified was a bit shy . Starts complaining about his work. Why this why that, couldn't you have done this blah blah blah . Nothing even remotely sensible ( asked that boiler be mounted on Formica ! He was told no 18mm ply or another wall.... Tells lad that he's not happy and he can take all the rads off he has done and do them properly as he's not happy that the "lazy" fitter has not mirrored the rad brackets... Tried to explain but stopped mid sentence and told, look I know all the excuses and rubbish I was a site Forman, I want it done against so they are all mirrored and I want the holes filled. I'm going out now and will be back at 5 will you be finished? Lads were fuming. Mirrored every rad bracket filled every hole commissioned and left. He called up to complain that his rads weren't parallel with wall. Told him that he instructed us and as such would need to pay to change it. Went back and I struggled to keep a straight face. Wanted to high five lads in front of him but that would be rude considering it was gonna cost £150 to swap all brackets round

 

[Irish]

The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock

You have to get a sneaky picture. ! C'mon man pleeeeeeeease

 

[TFGplumbing]

You have to get a sneaky picture. ! C'mon man pleeeeeeeease

^^ this, so much this, please

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I forgot the latex gloves too.... odd odd guy. I'll try and sneak a piccy

 

[IDCHAPPY]

The weirdos hardhat:


And fisting gloves:

 

[Whyme]

wouldnt accept a cuppa off him..might be a bit rohypnoly.

 

[TFGplumbing]

Looks like some valid evidence there, I appreciate it must be hard trying to snap him lol

whos brewing prison wine in that lucozade bottle? lol

 

[Leo21]

wouldnt accept a cuppa off him..might be a bit rohypnoly.

Whats rohyonol whyme, and what's it used for?

 

[SimonG]

Date rape drug, apparently.

 

[Dotty]

Whats rohyonol whyme, and what's it used for?

Somewhat more sneaky than "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Leo21]

Date rape drug, apparently.

A
Aparantly! My rrrsss.

 

[Whyme]

jake bugg. miserable little middle class red dog.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Honestly guys, I'm pretty easy going and due to depression( which i take tabs for) am really easy going and hate conflict, but he's an arse of a man and i wish I'd never taken on his boiler change the ungrateful ****. I hope he doesn't welch out the £1700 final payment next weekend of I'll be livid :lol:

 

[jase158]

Jase from Ukpf

What he said!!! cant stand my own voice sometimes!!! mirrors are a definet no no!!!

 

[solutions]

The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock

That's when you say you are sorry, but you Dont have a tool for fixing his imagination, then go oh wait there it is while picking up a hammer.

 

[wetdrip]

Being White and told we are a racist race.

When all I see and hear is bone-chilling racism coming for non-whites who make me feel really uncomfortable about addressing certain issues as I'll be seen as being a racist rather than a true realist who profoundly cares about the planet I live on.

If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.

 

[Ray Stafford]

If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.

Unless they are French, obviously.

 

[Rickster123]

Being White and told we are a racist race.

When all I see and hear is bone-chilling racism coming for non-whites who make me feel really uncomfortable about addressing certain issues as I'll be seen as being a racist rather than a true realist who profoundly cares about the planet I live on.

If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.

Unless he works for the tax office, then you just stamp on his fingers

 

[townfanjon]

The tussock of grass would be cut by some sharp scissors if he was a bradford city fan.

 

[lame plumber]

when your on another forum and theres always one who knows everything and whatever anyone says he ignores, as I've just experienced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dick head

 

[Rickster123]

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