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It would still convect maybe more so because it is above a door.

Looks shyte tho :smile:
 
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My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday.

She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.
 
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There shouldn't be a cock inside, but there is.
 
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Even if he has to write the song himself🙂
 
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My mate Roy Cropper is after one.


His old tranny died on him the other night!!
 
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