a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[TomLane]

I was blessed with a giant *****.

Looking back, I think the priest took advantage of me.

 

[kay-jay]

sweet jeebus tesco, is there nothing you won't put into the food chain.....

 

[kay-jay]

 

[kay-jay]

go on, you know you want to......

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

secret squirrel?

 

[villa_tom]

Watch this, its funny

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Watch this, its funny

links broke VT

 

[villa_tom]

links broke VT

Please tell me you're joking

its a picture

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Please tell me you're joking

its a picture

attached images gives it away:devil2:

 

[villa_tom]

attached images gives it away:devil2:

Just checking, didnt know weather that had schools in Wales yet

 

[Rickster123]

Just checking, didnt know weather that had schools in Wales yet

You mean whether? .... Schools in the midlands not much cop either then?!

 

[villa_tom]

You mean whether? .... Schools in the midlands not much cop either then?!

No. That's why I'm a gas man

 

[villa_tom]

You mean whether? .... Schools in the midlands not much cop either then?!

This is your comment for today that makes me hate you a tiny piece more.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

This is your comment for today that makes me hate you a tiny piece more.

if you had not said it was a picture you could have had the joke going a lot longer,my comment links broke was designed to see how many else would say the same,the school you went to in brum should have taught you not to shout out in class

 

[PlumbBobBob]

and this shows why VT isn't a mod and you are lol

and me too of course

 

[Dotty]

I just looked and snorted with derision at VT's futility!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I just looked and snorted with derision at VT's futility!

you will have to use words he can understand john, he has a limited vocabulary and looking at his spelling English was not his favorite in school LOL

 

[Dotty]

In honour of Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement, all Premiership matches will play an extra 2 minutes injury time this weekend.

 

[Rickster123]

Thatcher dies and now ferguson retires. Somewhere there's a scouser with a lamp and 1 wish left!

 

[Dotty]

Villa Tom has been offered a job by the government's Department of New Words.

It's a fantastic opporchancity.

 

[Dotty]

I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers.

Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening.

 

[Dotty]

In case any of you were wondering,

the male 'G-spot' is located in the back of a woman's throat.

 

[Dotty]

My mate's wife rang me at home today.

She said, "Have you seen my husband?"

I said, "No, not since yesterday."

"I knew he was lying!" she screamed, "He told me that he's been at your house all night!"

"Erm... he... has," I replied.

She said, "You're just sticking up for him now! You just said that you hadn't seen him since this yesterday."

"Er... I haven't," I replied. "We've been playing hide and seek."

 

[Dotty]

Walking through the park today I saw a hot young girl in a short dress sat reading a magazine. I thought if I'm lucky I might be able to get a glimpse up her skirt as I pass.

Didn't turn out well though, I ended up putting my ear in some dog poo.

 

[TomLane]

My wife had no idea I drank until I went home sober one night.