Bog Etiquette

[mjt]

Is it ok to use a custards loo for a no 2? Discuss

 

[Dotty]

Yes, as they tend to get snippy when you use a welly boot.

 

[mjt]

Sometimes you don't get a clean "snip off" tho!

 

[Simon F]

:ihih:..as part of a thorough installation test???.:ihih:

 

[mjt]

Using a padsaw on it because it's like the titanic going down is rather disturbing for the custard tho!

 

[Leo21]

Only If you've got a turtle head.

 

[mjt]

Only If you've got a turtle head.

Touching cloth or giving birth to a baby otter?

 

[Howsie]

Just tell them you're commissioning it.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Don't let Mike Jackson near this thread!

 

[mjt]

Don't let Mike Jackson near this thread!

Flock of sparrows?

 

[Mike Jackson]

It's got to depend how long you are in the property and how well ventilated the loo is. I now carry a bog in a bag in the land rover for those emergencies. Had one recently, boiler breakdown, boiler in garage, only loo in house upstairs. Would have required going in and asking permission to use loo and the time spent would have made it obvious that it was number twos. I opted for the bog in a bag, and it was a good job that I did because the smell was knocking birds out of the sky.

I pity the poor guy that had to empty the bin that I left the bag in.

 

[SimonG]

Can't beat the look on the customers face when they say they'll have to christen the new toilet and you tell them it's too late

When you have to go you have to go, I've had one cust say no. So I went in the back of the van and dumped the bag in the custs wheelie bin. I had been tempted to just walk but I preferred the alternative.

 

[mjt]

Can't beat the look on the customers face when they say they'll have to christen the new toilet and you tell them it's too late

When you have to go you have to go, I've had one cust say no. So I went in the back of the van and dumped the bag in the custs wheelie bin. I had been tempted to just walk but I preferred the alternative.

how can they say no FFS ?

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I had some one called lee working with me for some time , he is a member here " plumbers mate "
he usedevery single WC in all the jobs we have done .......we did 5-6 jobs per week for HA and he droped the dead rat every day

 

[Dotty]

It's got to depend how long you are in the property and how well ventilated the loo is. I now carry a bog in a bag in the land rover for those emergencies. Had one recently, boiler breakdown, boiler in garage, only loo in house upstairs. Would have required going in and asking permission to use loo and the time spent would have made it obvious that it was number twos. I opted for the bog in a bag, and it was a good job that I did because the smell was knocking birds out of the sky.

I pity the poor guy that had to empty the bin that I left the bag in.

There's been a couple of times I've been caught short. Lined a bucket with a bag, perched a loo seat on top and happy days! Hand wipes and then a good dose of alcohol hand cleaner!

Van smells pretty ripe after though!

 

[Dotty]

I had some one called lee working with me for some time , he is a member here " plumbers mate "
he usedevery single WC in all the jobs we have done .......we did 5-6 jobs per week for HA and he droped the dead rat every day

Dropped the dead rat!

Hahahahaha!

 

[REDSAW]

i dont give a ****

 

[Kyle87]

I can't work if I'm dying for a shyt. I have gotta go when I gotta go. But if house is dirty and I wouldn't let a tramp have a poo there then ill drive somewhere like b n q and drop my guts there

 

[Ermintrude]

There's been a couple of times I've been caught short. Lined a bucket with a bag, perched a loo seat on top and happy days! Hand wipes and then a good dose of alcohol hand cleaner!

Van smells pretty ripe after though!

Done that once or twice.

I always so a snitzle when doing an install ! If custard in ear shot I run hot tap, tell lads I'm doing a "purge"

It's a disaster when cold is off and some one else has had the last flush and you have laid a monster.

 

[mjt]

I can't work if I'm dying for a shyt. I have gotta go when I gotta go. But if house is dirty and I wouldn't let a tramp have a poo there then ill drive somewhere like b n q and drop my guts there

I know every public convenience in my area - although when I've taken the only bog off in the house I've been known to squat over the 4" and aim well!!!

 

[Kyle87]

I know every public convenience in my area - although when I've taken the only bog off in the house I've been known to squat over the 4" and aim well!!!

Lol like bomber command!!

 

[Leo21]

Lol like bomber command!!

Tally ho, pip pip. An all that.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Can't beat the look on the customers face when they say they'll have to christen the new toilet and you tell them it's too late

By the time you get them, your merchant has already "tested" them.

 

[Leo21]

The very worst thing is when your not sure if to have or you haven't. And you have to do a toffee check.

 

[Toxic Ted]

If tradesmen work at my home, then the w/c is there to be used by all who need it.. All i ask is its left in the condition it was found. If a difficult custard did object to using the facilities then i would make things just a little bit difficult for them........keeping the water off for a good while and flushing the bog as soon as the water is off would be a good start.........