Bog Etiquette

[mjt]

Touch your trousers and if feels cold then you are in trouble

 

[Leo21]

Touch your trousers and if feels cold then you are in trouble

Wouldve thought warm myself.

 

[mjt]

Depends how long you kid yourself that you haven't s*it yourself for!

 

[mjt]

If tradesmen work at my home, then the w/c is there to be used by all who need it.. All i ask is its left in the condition it was found. If a difficult custard did object to using the facilities then i would make things just a little bit difficult for them........keeping the water off for a good while and flushing the bog as soon as the water is off would be a good start.........

It's not the flushing - it's the aroma

 

[Toxic Ted]

Had a lad working with me years ago....like a dog, he had to mark his travels by sh1tting in every bog.....and just like every Mackie d eating youngster......he stank like a corpse.

 

[tamz]

Spark a match

 

[Leo21]

Spark a match

I light the blow lamp for a few minutes. No explosions as yet.

 

[Toxic Ted]

It's not the flushing - it's the aroma

and if you cant flush it....it stays in the house

 

[Kyle87]

Having the first **** in a new big is kind of a rule.
If I don't get the chance I feel cheated!

 

[Kyle87]

Bog not big!!!!!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Spark a match

The good old fashioned let by test

 

[mjt]

There's always skids tho - sh*t is so,sticky lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

Having the first **** in a new big is kind of a rule.
If I don't get the chance I feel cheated!

See post #23. She isn't really a virgin.

 

[Kyle87]

See post #23. She isn't really a virgin.

But ray you would only be able to test it dry!!

Do you have a poor warehouse boy that cleans the slugs out with a pack of baby wipes ?

 

[Leo21]

The good old fashioned let by test

Widely known as the Swan vesta test.

 

[mjt]

MOD can you please re-post to a public forum and see what they think? Lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

But ray you would only be able to test it dry!!

Do you have a poor warehouse boy that cleans the slugs out with a pack of baby wipes ?

You will always wonder now!

 

[mjt]

You will always wonder now!

Oh I can picture it!

 

[Ray Stafford]

See post #23. She isn't really a virgin.

Mind you, I have never fully trusted the manufacturers. Would you let one of those sleek, white beauties leave your factory without a road test?

 

[Ermintrude]

I know every public convenience in my area - although when I've taken the only bog off in the house I've been known to squat over the 4" and aim well!!!

You got George Michael on speed dial?

 

[mjt]

You got George Michael on speed dial?

Ooh yeah baby - careless whisper

 

[Kyle87]

Jesus at this rate the guy mixing the clay will be sh1tting in that before it goes in the kiln!!

 

[tamz]

I once knew a plasterer who would pysh in the bucket with his mixing water. There are a few pyshy walls out there :lol:

 

[mjt]

I once knew a plasterer who would pysh in the bucket with his mixing water. There are a few pyshy walls out there :lol:

spreads !

 

[Kyle87]

spreads !

When I was younger living in Ireland I laboured for a couple of spreads.
We were on a building site. Plumbers had done 1st fix. So no bogs were in but a foot of 4" was sticking out the floor ready.

In each house we worked in, all the rubbish from lunch went down the hole.

So glad I wasn't the plumber!!!!!