F.A.O Toxic Ted

[Ray Stafford]

Plumb centre becomes a more attractive merchants everyday

Beer goggles Tom.

 

[villa_tom]

Beer goggles Tom.

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You could always redeem yourself by giving me a 50% discount on a new bathroom suite, a new en suite and a new downstairs toilet and sink

 

[Ray Stafford]

You could always redeem yourself by giving me a 50% discount on a new bathroom suite, a new en suite and a new downstairs toilet and sink

Yeah, right. Thanks for the chuckle, but FECK NO!

 

[villa_tom]

Yeah, right. Thanks for the chuckle, but FECK NO!

Spoil sport

 

[Toxic Ted]

You could always redeem yourself by giving me a 50% discount on a new bathroom suite, a new en suite and a new downstairs toilet and sink

Your havin a laugh Tom.....Williams Slough are even charging VAT on anything from the tea machine now.....and the charity sweets.....

 

[rocketmanbkk]

I was born in Sunbury upon Thames ill have you know Mr Stafford!

I knew you were a posh bloke Gary

 

[Rickster123]

Great to meet you Rpm and cheers for the coffee!

 

[Dotty]

What? No forum selfie?

 

[Ray Stafford]

What? No forum selfie?

Would you like to get that close to a man whose life's work consists of making poo smoothies?

 

[Dotty]

Would you like to get that close to a man whose life's work consists of making poo smoothies?

It's only Adam. I've always kinda viewed him as an acceptable sacrificial offering if it means the rest of us can live.

Or even just as a laugh.....

 

[Rickster123]

No selfie. RPM is an international man of mystery and he wishes to stay that way. I can put a picture up for your enjoyment if you so desire?!

 

[Dotty]

No selfie. RPM is an international man of mystery and he wishes to stay that way. I can put a picture up for your enjoyment if you so desire?!

Aye go on then. It might leven the mundanity of my day.

 

[Rickster123]

 

[Dotty]

Eejit.

Mundanity of my day levened considerably. ....

 

[rpm]

Great to meet you Rpm and cheers for the coffee!

Good to put a face to the humour that makes me smile on here mate however by asking if I`ve washed my hands first I was tempted to throw the cup at you! lol

 

[rpm]

What? No forum selfie?

Nope, Adam knows why.

 

[rpm]

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Now lets be honest, Would you want to stand next to THAT for a selfie?

 

[Toxic Ted]

Its the children i feel sorry for........at least your wife had a choice Adam.

 

[rpm]

Maybe she thought she could control him?

 

[Rickster123]

Maybe she thought she could control him?

What do you mean thought?! She does!

 

[Dotty]

Now lets be honest, Would you want to stand next to THAT for a selfie?

You get the horrible feeling that that's his sex face too?

 

[Ray Stafford]

You get the horrible feeling that that's his sex face too?

Some thoughts cannot be un-thought.

There should be a warrant out for your arrest Mr Crop, from the international court in the Hague, for crimes against humanity for putting that post on the interweb.

 

[Rickster123]

You get the horrible feeling that that's his sex face too?

Leave off. I don't have time to make a face!

 

[rpm]

You get the horrible feeling that that's his sex face too?

Well he wasn`t with me when it was taken! Looks like he`s back home indoors so ..........

 

[rpm]

Leave off. I don't have time to make a face!

Before she wipes it off you mean?