How does it feel .....

[Ruff-Ass]

I got ten tilers ladies (although that description is somewhat generous)
Apparently their men are so unmasculine they use their floppy nobs as a grout float leaving their women gagging for a length of stiff pipe which is why only a plumber can satisfy them

being in denial of being gay gay-jay is a bolton tribute... if talking about women makes you feel secure then lets chat about them :lol:

 

[R1CKY]

I really wish I could get a job sticking stuff to walls! Think how much easier life would be, no need to worry if that bit of gunk you smeared into a gap (grouting I think it's called) is going to kill someone! I bet you wouldn't get called out at 10 O'clock on a Saturday "Help, one of my tiles has faded, can you come ASAP, please, I have three kids, hurry!"

Croppie, leave it here. Bit of banter makes a change from being bored to death about Land Rovers!!

 

[Ruff-Ass]

excuse me young man but is ruff your name or quality of work?

No it's Ruff-bum , coz i have been shagged over by so many so called plumbers

 

[CJ-1]

Seen Sooo many totally fecked up tiling jobs, done by a plumber who thinks its easy.

 

[aplombier]

Where you lot getting those mushrooms from ,cos I could do with some.

 

[Toxic Ted]

No it's Ruff-bum , coz i have been shagged over by so many so called plumbers

youve been shagged by how many plumbers?

 

[Ruff-Ass]

Where you lot getting those mushrooms from ,cos I could do with some.

They come from Bolton ... all magic heads in bolton ya know :lol:

 

[kay-jay]

Seen Sooo many totally fecked up tiling jobs, done by a plumber who thinks its easy.

I've seen so many by a tiler.......


Not exactly difficult is it....
Bet you can't wire an s plan or a y plan....

 

[SafeGasInstall]

is no need to introduce my self I am getting confuse what i am facing , is this your face or bum ......

turn around , oh noo there is not much difference

 

[Ruff-Ass]

youve been shagged by how many plumbers?

What they do is gaffer raxor blades to their tiny willys, then ruff bum you to death in front of the customer coz they have no idea about prep work..

 

[dancinplumba]

Seen Sooo many totally fecked up tiling jobs, done by a plumber who thinks its easy.

Seen so many totally fecked up tiling jobs done by tilers who think it's easy

 

[Ruff-Ass]

is no need to introduce my self I am getting confuse what i am facing , is this your face or bum ......

turn around , oh noo there is not much difference

You would shag a bonny dog anyway , so stop whinging :lol:

 

[R1CKY]

youve been shagged by how many plumbers?

They call him Cistern, always has a ballcock inside him!

 

[Toxic Ted]

raxor blade?

 

[kay-jay]

youve been shagged by how many plumbers?

Just zeb
But he did em all twice just to prove who the pig was amongst the trades

 

[SafeGasInstall]

You would shag a bonny dog anyway , so stop whinging :lol:

you have been grassed up I dont know you mate

Just got the message

I am stan ,

pls accept apologies for my posts

 

[Toxic Ted]

Is there a qualification for tiling or can anyone do it.......

 

[SafeGasInstall]

basterd pig , coming here winding us up on a saturday night

hope your wallet is full as we can drink here

Hineken pls

 

[Ruff-Ass]

Is there a qualification for tiling or can anyone do it.......

see now if you looked up you would see the answer is yes.. but you will need to close all the dog **** windows first

 

[Ruff-Ass]

basterd pig , coming here winding us up on a saturday night

hope your wallet is full as we can drink here

Hineken pls

Aww C,mon you know ya luvs me

 

[Ruff-Ass]

Well i have had fun toneet lads .. been good to catch up and wind up.. :lol:

 

[Toxic Ted]

see now if you looked up you would see the answer is yes.. but you will need to close all the dog **** windows first

so the answer is yes anyone can do it

 

[Ruff-Ass]

so the answer is yes anyone can do it

Will it give ya a hard on if i said yes :lol:

 

[R1CKY]

Yeah thats it, quit whilst you're ahead!! Now f*** off back to your glorified jigsaw puzzles!!!


:lol:

 

[Ruff-Ass]

Yeah thats it, quit whilst you're ahead!! Now f*** off back to your glorified jigsaw puzzles!!!


:lol:

I see a plumber who needs a HUG!!! :lol:

there there..