How does it feel .....

[Dotty]

Seeing as tilers are full of shyte we could be ripping it all weekend.......

 

[Ruff-Ass]

AHHH that hurt croppie

 

[Dotty]

I was meaning a warning more to warn off innocent members and diyers looking to find out how simple tiling is.....

 

[Ruff-Ass]

 

[REDSAW]

glorified decorators like Lawrence Bowen. thought he was gay but turned out dandy

 

[Ruff-Ass]

glorified decorators like Lawrence Bowen. thought he was gay but turned out dandy

Super Moderator... now who gave you that title.. oh ye a tiler :lol:

 

[Dotty]

At least decorators don't expect us to use invisible pipework to get water to our taps.

Rather than spending time bytching and whining they just slop paint everywhere.......

 

[Ruff-Ass]

decorators, now that is deffo a ****** trade

 

[Dotty]

My grandpappy was a decorator.

Course that was back in the days when the job was done properly.

These days anyone with a vague idea of what a paintbrush looks like can call themselves a decorator..........

 

[Ruff-Ass]

My grandpappy was a decorator.........

That explains a lot

 

[Dotty]

That explains a lot

Indeed. I sat on his knee as a boy and he said "Son, go out and pick a trade, plumber, sparky, chippie, decorator..... I'll leave it up to you son. But whatever you do don't become a tiler. They're the turds of the building trade!"

Croppie 5:0 Ruff bum..........

 

[Ruff-Ass]

Indeed. I sat on his knee as a boy and he said "Son, go out and pick a trade, plumber, sparky, chippie, decorator..... I'll leave it up to you son. But whatever you do don't become a tiler. They're the turds of the building trade!"

Croppie 5:0 Ruff bum..........

Turds . Because we are the trade that bonny's up the $hit left by plumbers who think they can install bathrooms as well.

Morning croppie

 

[Gray0689]

Dave tilling is a simple job for nice simple people keep up the good work see I'm always late lol

 

[Dannypipe]

Dave tilling is a simple job for nice simple people keep up the good work see I'm always late lol

Agreed, we'll always need tilers. Grunts to do the heavy work and make the tea.

Never over pay someone who's tool kit can fit into a bucket.

 

[Dotty]

Turds . Because we are the trade that bonny's up the $hit left by plumbers who think they can install bathrooms as well.

Morning croppie

Morning princess, you feeling well?

 

[dancinplumba]

Dave. What a sad man, he needs help

 

[Dotty]

Closing thread.

Dave. Can you wind it in now? The majority of UKPF wants to string you up and cut your bits off.