Lol have had so many think their cylinder is a Combi boiler
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Or combo boilers as they tend to call them round my way :-!
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Kyle87
When I explain to ppl that I can do their boiler service if I bring my gas safe engineer with me
Customer ; but is he corgi
Me; no it's gas safe now
Customer; but is he corgi
Me; he's not a dog
Customer ; but is he corgi
Me; no it's gas safe now
Customer; but is he corgi
Me; he's not a dog
I still occasionally hear people (other tradesmen) mention ACOPS.
this happens to me everyday.
Just goes to prove how poor a job gas safe have made of their attempt to be our governors.
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on31ll
you cheeky git thats my dvd you said you didnt have it and here you are passing it round !
acops ?
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stoker122
Approved code of practice
Do vauxhall do them then??? bet they'r breaking down all over the place then ??? haha
got a call yestedray "blocked wc" i was the 3rd plumber to go there to sort it, flushed the toilet as you do to see water rising to the top then used a plunger, water went down ok , blockage sorted me thinks , put some loo roll in and flush , water goes down but loo roll doesent, remove pan connector at back , everything clear . so get gloves and put hand up the toilet swan neck to find a old pair of ladys underwear , a toilet soap holder or whatever they are called that clip on the pan and 7 pence!! Now thats what you called dirty money!! ( now in the piggybank to get a new drill 😛 )
tbh honest I will never ever do anything like this , I is just not brave enough
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gizmolang
had one the other day boiler cut off because co alarm going off its a shame no one read SMOKE ALARM written on it nice easy one also the guy that called be out because his combi came on every time he turned on his hot tap it took a lot of explaining and also had one where he thought the gas meter engineer might have been a spy I work on alot of social housing and come across alot interesting character's:stuart:
leethegasman
Gas Engineer
My experiences with encounters with the opposite sex. when I was a apprentice I was working at a collage I walk in to a room and there was this lady being painted with no clothes on at that time in my life I did not no this kind of thing went on I stood there in shock then turned rounded and walked out red faced.
My next one was a lady Aboat the same age as me and she just sat there with her dressing gown open winking.i just ignored her and carried on working.
Then there where two of us on this one very attractive lady walking from her bed room to bathroom several times doors open all the time and talking to us at first did not no where to look but then I thought if she is happy talking to us with no clothes on fine so we where talking to her.she then managed to get dressed in to a bikini to do some sun bathing out side ( no sun and not good weather) but stayed in this little bikini the rest of the day.
The most recent one was a little strange I had just turned up and was working in the airing cupboard one of those doors half and half the top half was open. the next thing I see is a naked girl Aboat 18 walk past with just a short t shirt on at this point I think she does not no I am hear so I shout down to her dad I will be down in a minute to turn it off no reply from the dad but the girl heard me with out a doubt.the next thing this girl is in front of me in the bathroom stroking her pet cat concerned that the cat may hurt its self on my tools.i reassured her that her cat should be ok and she just carried on talking to me for a while (I was a bit worried if her parents came up but how do you tell someone to leave a room in there own house).she eventually went in to her bed room but left her door open bang opposite where I was working tried not to pay much attention got the job finished.the strangest thing was when I went to the Kitchin to give the owners the invoice the girl was sitting opposite her mum still with just a short t shirt on.i just assume the family was in to some kind of naturism.but does give us some interesting story's .on all occasions I have told the wife as you never no.
My next one was a lady Aboat the same age as me and she just sat there with her dressing gown open winking.i just ignored her and carried on working.
Then there where two of us on this one very attractive lady walking from her bed room to bathroom several times doors open all the time and talking to us at first did not no where to look but then I thought if she is happy talking to us with no clothes on fine so we where talking to her.she then managed to get dressed in to a bikini to do some sun bathing out side ( no sun and not good weather) but stayed in this little bikini the rest of the day.
The most recent one was a little strange I had just turned up and was working in the airing cupboard one of those doors half and half the top half was open. the next thing I see is a naked girl Aboat 18 walk past with just a short t shirt on at this point I think she does not no I am hear so I shout down to her dad I will be down in a minute to turn it off no reply from the dad but the girl heard me with out a doubt.the next thing this girl is in front of me in the bathroom stroking her pet cat concerned that the cat may hurt its self on my tools.i reassured her that her cat should be ok and she just carried on talking to me for a while (I was a bit worried if her parents came up but how do you tell someone to leave a room in there own house).she eventually went in to her bed room but left her door open bang opposite where I was working tried not to pay much attention got the job finished.the strangest thing was when I went to the Kitchin to give the owners the invoice the girl was sitting opposite her mum still with just a short t shirt on.i just assume the family was in to some kind of naturism.but does give us some interesting story's .on all occasions I have told the wife as you never no.
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stoker122
Is this a euphemism? :rolleyes2:
leethegasman
Gas Engineer
You are changing my words tools not tool,
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