What's d most unusual thing ye found in work?

[stevetheplumber]

what i cant get to grips with is there are hundreds of thousands of internet pages selling ****** but no one can mention them ?

 

[Rickster123]

what i cant get to grips with is there are hundreds of thousands of internet pages selling ****** but no one can mention them ?

Youd like to discuss ****** more Steve?

 

[Toxic Ted]

I bet he was too scared to go for a crap in case it took off without him...........I'm sitting here chuckling away to myself about this and even the dog is giving me a strange look....priceless. Perhaps we should find another topic to test Croppies speed and agility......i'm grinning like a **** now....

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

electricians they are strange as **** ,weirdos

 

[Rickster123]

I bet he was too scared to go for a crap in case it took off without him...........I'm sitting here chuckling away to myself about this and even the dog is giving me a strange look....priceless. Perhaps we should find another topic to test Croppies speed and agility......i'm grinning like a **** now....

Something like midget sex? I'm searching google now for a thread starter....

 

[Masood]

A bra and Chinese ****o mag hidden inside a basin pedestal.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Fiver says you are banned before you can post it.... speed is of the essence...

 

[Chalked]

Once saw someone who works from "home " actually working!

 

[Irish]

Once saw someone who works from "home " actually working!

I knew someone would come on with something that's complete bs

 

[tamz]

The usual run of the mill things we all come across at some time or other.
Home made **** photos a few times years ago.
Vibro and toy collection in a box in the built in wardrobe some that would have killed a horse!
I had to empty the wardrobe and sat it all on the bed.
The woman came up with a cup of tea and i said thanks i'll go out side and have a ***. When i came back in the box of toys had disappeared.
I was going to crack a smart comment when i went down with the empty cup but her face was like a belisha beacon so i never :smile:
Couple of grand in attics a few times which i asked them to remove.
Dead rat under a floor.

 

[Ollieg]

An Ideal icos in good condition.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Once saw someone who works from "home " actually working!

Come on man....keep it real!!!

 

[Nostrum]

Worst 'find' was in an old disabled blokes house (ex navy ironically) really friendly guy, lots of tea etc.

Had just finished piping up a bedroom radiator. Plugged Henry Hoover into a multiway extension lead and flicked it on at the wall. My mate taps me on the shoulder in tears, the T.V and DVD player had come on with the (graphic) selection screen of a gay ****o in full motion...

Never could look the guy in the eye from then on and brought a flask with me the following day!

Found a massive bale of old **** under the floorboards of a house, must have been 30-40 mags, all 70's stuff.

****** in cylinder cupboards.

Moved a wardrobe once and a mag dropped out, I put it to one side. Old guy 70 ish (who had previously declared all the copper coming out was his on a free boiler job and a generally miserable bugger) came rushing up the stairs obviously clocking we may have found his stash, didn't say anything but looking around nervously. He didn't see it and walked off. As we finished up I wondered where to put this magazine I'd found, so I slipped it in between the pile of other various magazines on his wife's side of the bed.

 

[kris]

A bra and Chinese ****o mag hidden inside a basin pedestal.

Found that inside a pedestal but British mag from 1970s. Noticed it when I removed the avocado suit.

 

[helpsy]

what i cant get to grips with is there are hundreds of thousands of internet pages selling ****** but no one can mention them ?

There's a town in Canada(Newfoundland) called *****.

 

[Rickster123]

There's a town in Canada(Newfoundland) called *****.

Youve been googling ***** haven't you? Let me give you a word of advice, delete your internet history..

 

[helpsy]

Youve been googling ***** haven't you? Let me give you a word of advice, delete your internet history..

No, I know, my ex was from Newfoundland.

 

[bigads28]

Moved a wardrobe once and a mag dropped out, I put it to one side. Old guy 70 ish (who had previously declared all the copper coming out was his on a free boiler job and a generally miserable bugger) came rushing up the stairs obviously clocking we may have found his stash, didn't say anything but looking around nervously. He didn't see it and walked off. As we finished up I wondered where to put this magazine I'd found, so I slipped it in between the pile of other various magazines on his wife's side of the bed.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[tamz]

Found that inside a pedestal but British mag from 1970s. Noticed it when I removed the avocado suit.

An old black and white one from before they banned the bush :lol:

 

[Ermintrude]

Bloke with OCD kept his poo in jars for a week just to make sure he was ok?

 

[helpsy]

Bloke with OCD kept his poo in jars for a week just to make sure he was ok?

**** happens!

 

[Ermintrude]

Never went to job colleague told me

 

[Rickster123]

Bloke with OCD kept his poo in jars for a week just to make sure he was ok?

Only up north would that happen!

 

[helpsy]

Bloke with OCD kept his poo in jars for a week just to make sure he was ok?

The bizarre thing is he probably had to clean the jars every hour and arrange the specimens in size order!

 

[Masood]

Bloke with OCD kept his poo in jars for a week just to make sure he was ok?

That is grim!